Oh man oh geez
I received a very alarming email today! It goes:
MY NAME IS MELAINE GILL
I AM 13 YEARS OLD
WITH MASSIVE LICE
AND A TIGHT PURPLE SWEATER.
I HAVE NO SKIN ON MY FACE AND
AM BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
I HAVE NO LEFT FOOT OR EARS.
I AM DEAD.
IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN.,
I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED
WITH A fING CAN OPENER AND WILL MAKE YOU HELP ME
THIS IS NO JOKE
SOMETHING GOOD WiLL HAPPEN TO U TONiGHT AT 9:01 PM or AM. SOMEONE WiLL CALL U
OR TALK TO U ON THE iNTERNET
REPOST THiS WiTH THE TiTLE:
EWWWWWWWWW
A thirteen year old girl with massive lice AND a tight purple sweater?! That has no skin on her face and is bleeding profusely!? With no left foot OR ears?! Oh geez what do I do guys? I don't want her to appear by my bed with a fing can opener! Whatever a fing is! Probably a can of poison or eyeballs. I'm scared I don't want to help her open her can or loosen her sweater or whatever it is she wants. -_- I'm a goner. Goodbye. Remember me well.
MY NAME IS MELAINE GILL
I AM 13 YEARS OLD
WITH MASSIVE LICE
AND A TIGHT PURPLE SWEATER.
I HAVE NO SKIN ON MY FACE AND
AM BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
I HAVE NO LEFT FOOT OR EARS.
I AM DEAD.
IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN.,
I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED
WITH A fING CAN OPENER AND WILL MAKE YOU HELP ME
THIS IS NO JOKE
SOMETHING GOOD WiLL HAPPEN TO U TONiGHT AT 9:01 PM or AM. SOMEONE WiLL CALL U
OR TALK TO U ON THE iNTERNET
REPOST THiS WiTH THE TiTLE:
EWWWWWWWWW
A thirteen year old girl with massive lice AND a tight purple sweater?! That has no skin on her face and is bleeding profusely!? With no left foot OR ears?! Oh geez what do I do guys? I don't want her to appear by my bed with a fing can opener! Whatever a fing is! Probably a can of poison or eyeballs. I'm scared I don't want to help her open her can or loosen her sweater or whatever it is she wants. -_- I'm a goner. Goodbye. Remember me well.