Nancy Duckels, Muffin, Nancypants, Nance.

[panzer_knacker]

I asked her name. She told me.
I gave her all I had to give. She took it all away.
I shared my dreams with her. She shattered them.
I promised to love her forever. She told me to fuck off.
I asked her what was wrong. She wouldn't say.
I pined and worried and feared for her. She killed me inside.

Hip hip hooray for broken fucking hearts.

You are the most selfish person I have ever known.