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Well folks, it's 12:34 so I guess that means it's Christmas.
So Merry Christmas to ya. It's also the first day of Hannukah which makes me angry because the jews would steal our holiday!!! (kidding.)
I'm wearing my new glasses; they look really sexy, I'm not gonna lie. Also notice the use of the semicolon.
I don't know how to spell words. Words I can spell, but not WORDS. If you know what I mean.
My grandmother is sleeping downstairs, which is why I am upstairs and bored, hence the update right here.
My family asks me a lot about college. I don't really want to talk about it. My uncle made a joke about how I didn't get into college. He didnt actually know that I got rejected, which made it sort of funny because when I told him this look of regret spread across his face and it was glorious. Then I went upstairs and hear him whisper his surprise to my grandmother. SURPRISE. SCREW YOU COLLEGE! I say this, when college calls and is like, "hey Carrie you famous famous lady, will you please come give a lecture at our institution of higher education?" I will respond, "NOPE!" And it will be glorious revenge, sheerly fantastical.
So Merry Christmas to ya. It's also the first day of Hannukah which makes me angry because the jews would steal our holiday!!! (kidding.)
I'm wearing my new glasses; they look really sexy, I'm not gonna lie. Also notice the use of the semicolon.
I don't know how to spell words. Words I can spell, but not WORDS. If you know what I mean.
My grandmother is sleeping downstairs, which is why I am upstairs and bored, hence the update right here.
My family asks me a lot about college. I don't really want to talk about it. My uncle made a joke about how I didn't get into college. He didnt actually know that I got rejected, which made it sort of funny because when I told him this look of regret spread across his face and it was glorious. Then I went upstairs and hear him whisper his surprise to my grandmother. SURPRISE. SCREW YOU COLLEGE! I say this, when college calls and is like, "hey Carrie you famous famous lady, will you please come give a lecture at our institution of higher education?" I will respond, "NOPE!" And it will be glorious revenge, sheerly fantastical.