Jan 06, 2004 15:59
Sick at home.
I've grown to love the taste of cough drops.
I've grown to hate the taste of chicken soup every three seconds.
I've grown to tolerate the taste of cough syrop.
I've grown a cold sore.
Beautiful..... I'm sick... bored.... woohoo, Jacob asked me out yesterday... I would normaly be excited, but iw as afraid that if I started jumping around, since I was so damn diseased, I would have started hacking and I would of had a goddamn heart attack.
Gah...
My hamster is evil.... She's glaring at me between the bars of her cage. Hello Clover!... e_e She just tried to bite me.
WQhy does all the good stuff at school always happen when I'm gone? Apparently there was soemthing really 'halarious' that happened in Guidance yesterday (gah, I missed the one day whre we had Band, Gym, Guidance.... which means no homework for the last 3 periods) and I was gone.
LMAO! I have the strangest urge to fuck my Ford!!!!
Holy crap, that was funny... (I'm very lonely right now...) Me Nicky and Dea were at Dea's place on Sunday, and for soem reason, I brought this little disposable camera my mom brought from work (I have no idea). Anyway, So attatched to the camera was a ittle fabric strap that you put around your neck... liekt he kind you use to put your keys on. Anyway, it was sponsored my Ford (the car company), so in the strap, it said over anf over FLICK-then a little star-FORD. so anyway, we were watching a movie at dea's place, and my camera wa son the other side of the room. and FLICK from far away, looked like FUCK, so I said 'FUCK FORD'. here was the conversation.
Me: Fuck Ford.
Nicky: What?
Me: Huh?
Nicky: You just said 'Fuck Ford.'
Dea: Yea, it was kinda random.
Me: hehe, No, it's just, see the camera? where it sais 'flick ford' from here, doesn't it look like 'fuck ford?'
Dea: Hah! Yea, it does.
Nicky: *laughs* Okay...
Me: Just watch, it's probably some subliminal message to get people to start screwing thei cars.
Dea: *laughs*
Nicky: *imitating a random person* Hmmm... I have the strangest urge to fuck my ford.
LMAO. it was great.