Minor setback
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I MADE MY MOUTH BLEED WHEN I BRUSHED MY TEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!
Ow ow ow ow ow. OW. Fuck.
The lower right...incision/hole in my gums has been bothering me the most. It was really bad last night and all day today. My painkillers made me drowsy so I was a zombie all day at work. I sat around reading Breaking Dawn. I got about 500 pages into it.
Goodness. Twilight is so fucking dumb, but I love it.
DON'T SCROLL DOWN IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BREAKING DAWN AND YOU'RE REALLY INTO TWILIGHT BECAUSE THIS WILL TOTALLY RUIN IT FOR YOU LOL
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Edward must have a magic sparkly penis. Seriously, if vampires don't have any blood in them, how can Edward get a boner for Bella? And even if he can get a magic boner, if there's no need for any other fluids in his body, how can he produce the jizz to get Bella pregnant?
I think Stephanie Meyer is a dumbass. Obviously, this kind of thing never crossed her empty little head while she was writing this little Mary Sue series. By this point, I'm finding everything that happens more and more absurd and it makes me LOL. Like, when Bella is pregnant and breaks a rib, why is Carlisle is giving her X-rays?
LOLWHUT? :D
If your eggo is preggo, you should be kept far away from an X-ray machine. Has Stephanie Meyer ever even HAD a fucking X-ray? THERE ARE WARNING STICKERS ALL OVER X-RAY MACHINES THAT SAY "LOL DON'T GET THIS IF UR PREGGERZ" (paraphrased.) Maybe rules of logic (yeah, I get that it's a fucking fantasy, but come on.) don't apply here because Bella is spechul.
Renesmee.
RENESMEE. Renesmee. Come the fuck on. It's a cross between Renee and Esme. LAWLHOWCUTE! :D
It's just as bad as Albus Severus. Eurgh.
I love how everyone wanted Bella to abort the kid, but once she was born, everybody was just fucking obsessed with her. She's still a baby, but she's already the most annoying character in the whole book. The way everything Renesmee does is just so "magical" and amazing brings me back to the days when I used to role play on Neopets. I actually Googled the term we used on RP boards and here's what I found:
Godmoders: Godmoders try and make themselves superior by having traits such as immortality, ultimate weapons, etc. When caught, godmoders get very defensive by either killing you with their "godly" weapon or by whining. Godmoders are located in the RP board.
Renesmee is a total godmoder.
You suck at RPing, Stephanie Meyer.
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Oh man. I only have 9 days of Christmas break left. At some point, I need to call Dairy Queen and talk to my manager about coming back to work. That is, unless Best Buy calls me back. I don't want to go back to a minimum wage job that requires me to be at work until 11 o'clock every night. Plus, being around all that candy and ice cream might put a hinderance on that whole "lose 20 pounds" thing.
Pfffffffft.
My mouf hurts.
Ow ow ow ow ow. OW. Fuck.
The lower right...incision/hole in my gums has been bothering me the most. It was really bad last night and all day today. My painkillers made me drowsy so I was a zombie all day at work. I sat around reading Breaking Dawn. I got about 500 pages into it.
Goodness. Twilight is so fucking dumb, but I love it.
DON'T SCROLL DOWN IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BREAKING DAWN AND YOU'RE REALLY INTO TWILIGHT BECAUSE THIS WILL TOTALLY RUIN IT FOR YOU LOL
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Edward must have a magic sparkly penis. Seriously, if vampires don't have any blood in them, how can Edward get a boner for Bella? And even if he can get a magic boner, if there's no need for any other fluids in his body, how can he produce the jizz to get Bella pregnant?
I think Stephanie Meyer is a dumbass. Obviously, this kind of thing never crossed her empty little head while she was writing this little Mary Sue series. By this point, I'm finding everything that happens more and more absurd and it makes me LOL. Like, when Bella is pregnant and breaks a rib, why is Carlisle is giving her X-rays?
LOLWHUT? :D
If your eggo is preggo, you should be kept far away from an X-ray machine. Has Stephanie Meyer ever even HAD a fucking X-ray? THERE ARE WARNING STICKERS ALL OVER X-RAY MACHINES THAT SAY "LOL DON'T GET THIS IF UR PREGGERZ" (paraphrased.) Maybe rules of logic (yeah, I get that it's a fucking fantasy, but come on.) don't apply here because Bella is spechul.
Renesmee.
RENESMEE. Renesmee. Come the fuck on. It's a cross between Renee and Esme. LAWLHOWCUTE! :D
It's just as bad as Albus Severus. Eurgh.
I love how everyone wanted Bella to abort the kid, but once she was born, everybody was just fucking obsessed with her. She's still a baby, but she's already the most annoying character in the whole book. The way everything Renesmee does is just so "magical" and amazing brings me back to the days when I used to role play on Neopets. I actually Googled the term we used on RP boards and here's what I found:
Godmoders: Godmoders try and make themselves superior by having traits such as immortality, ultimate weapons, etc. When caught, godmoders get very defensive by either killing you with their "godly" weapon or by whining. Godmoders are located in the RP board.
Renesmee is a total godmoder.
You suck at RPing, Stephanie Meyer.
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Oh man. I only have 9 days of Christmas break left. At some point, I need to call Dairy Queen and talk to my manager about coming back to work. That is, unless Best Buy calls me back. I don't want to go back to a minimum wage job that requires me to be at work until 11 o'clock every night. Plus, being around all that candy and ice cream might put a hinderance on that whole "lose 20 pounds" thing.
Pfffffffft.
My mouf hurts.