27th Joke - Laughable Politics [Event | Level 5]
[[He tried really, really, really hard to avoid that phone.
Too bad it wasn't hard enough.
Another call for the good folks in Mayfield.]]
[Phone | Everyone}
[[He's talking softly as if trying to keep people not on the phone from hearing. Because it matters at this point, obviously.]]
I've only been here since November but I have had a crush on too many girls to count.
Everyone one of them, I think, isn't really interested in me.
Or has a boyfriend.
Or thinks I am a dork.
Some seem to like me better when Mayfield changes me into something I'm not.
I really haven't dated back home, so I don't think I'd be any good at it anyways.
Also, I am a communist. I mean, it's the best system in a perfect world right? Why wouldn't Mayfield be a communist place if they are trying to fake being perfect on the outside?
Too bad it wasn't hard enough.
Another call for the good folks in Mayfield.]]
[Phone | Everyone}
[[He's talking softly as if trying to keep people not on the phone from hearing. Because it matters at this point, obviously.]]
I've only been here since November but I have had a crush on too many girls to count.
Everyone one of them, I think, isn't really interested in me.
Or has a boyfriend.
Or thinks I am a dork.
Some seem to like me better when Mayfield changes me into something I'm not.
I really haven't dated back home, so I don't think I'd be any good at it anyways.
Also, I am a communist. I mean, it's the best system in a perfect world right? Why wouldn't Mayfield be a communist place if they are trying to fake being perfect on the outside?