3rd Joke - I Wonder [Call | Everyone]

[pants_yourmove]

[[After asking a few questions, Aaron ends up with many more. This town had a lot to take in but he wants to know where he stands with things before they get out of hand.

Taking the advice of a helpful woman he makes a call to the town. Unfiltered.]]"Hello again. So, about getting things back over time

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[wizardoftheweek]

There is currently no means to avoid the unwanted.

[pants_yourmove]

"That's not good.

I guess you tried?"

[wizardoftheweek]

There is nothing that can be tried against random chance.

[pants_yourmove]

"I guess not, but what if I don't want anything?"

[wizardoftheweek]

It does not matter.

[pants_yourmove]

"Then I'll have to find a way or... well deal."

[wizardoftheweek]

You will waste your time on the former.

[pants_yourmove]

"People have tried?"

[wizardoftheweek]

Do you not understand how probability works?

[pants_yourmove]

"I mean has anyone tried to not get anything back?"

[wizardoftheweek]

You don't understand. That's not possible. You either receive something or you don't. You have no control.

[pants_yourmove]

"So it comes for you no matter what you do. Where do you get it? Or do you wake up with it?"

[wizardoftheweek]

It comes in the mail.

[pants_yourmove]

"So what if I don't check my mail?"

[wizardoftheweek]

You're welcome to attempt that.

[pants_yourmove]

"I plan to. Think I have a chance?"