Apr 28, 2010 21:49
I have plenty I could be going on about, but... I have a case od The Dumb today, so won't attempt to update. Instead, here's a meme that I stole from like, everybody. I tried to go for ones I like that I hadn't seen other's go for before XD
Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.
1. A bartender pretends to be the world's greatest assassin on a quest to steal the power of Jesus, who was an alien.
2. An internationally wanted felon and his gang rob a casino, only to discover that the money is fake. The felon decides to complete a job he failed almost a decade earlier, all the while trying to save a girl from having to marry her cousin who wants the family treasure.
3. The old friend, who is a cravat-wearing prosecutor, gets hysterically laughed at, tied up, and even assaulted by a badger in the course of solving crimes with logic and really dramatic pointing.
4. Cops break into a house and kill everyone inside.
5. A Dungeon Master sends children into his dungeon to deal with problems he doesn't want to take care of himself. They almost always fail.
6. European thieves are defeated by man without shoes.
7. A pilot becomes the other white meat, then beats up pirates and a pushy American.
8. A prince must pick up litter in order to make up for his father's alcoholism.
9. Scientist, police officer afraid of water and war veteran go fishing. With explosives.
10. A kind English church boy repeatedly rips his arm off to fight a clown.
11. The main character is charming, personable, and homicidal. He's a cop by day and a killer by night.
12. The last human in existence drifts through space in a vast abandoned ship. It's a comedy.
13. A schoolgirl avoids living in a tent by moving in with an incestuous family with intimacy issues. Not a porno.
14. You and your friends are surrounded by fast zombies and friendly fire is on.
15. A man is stuck in a satellite orbiting earth with some robots he made out of spare parts, and they are forced to watch bad old movies while mocking them. Join the fun!
16. A poor girl is forced to pretend she's a boy and hang out with obnoxiously rich Bishonen as punishment for destroying private property.
17. Journalist who likes to boast that he's covered wars gets locked in a shopping mall for 72 hours, and passes the time by killing angry people with nearly anything he can pick up and thwarting a government conspiracy.
18. An embezzler, a simpleton and an alcoholic all live under one roof with their insane housekeeper, and they all live in fear of their boss's psychopathic rages.
19. A couple of hitmen discuss everything from hamburgers to theology. One retires, the other dies, and their boss is anally raped.
20. Two lazy, unmotivated slackers trick their drunken landlady into letting them rent a flat by pretending to be a couple, and spend their time bumming around aimlessly with their weird friends.
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