Ahhhh Dissidia, I'm so jealoussss. ;; And I should rewatch GoF. Just to watch Cedric get toasted. I liked him when I watched it way back when, but now Rob Pattz has ruined himself and he will always just be Sparklypants to me.
He also wasn't horribly unattractive in GoF. What gives? Rob suddenly woke up one morning and was ugly.
INORITE? When I watched it today I was like, "Y'know, he's not actually all that bad looking."
Now he's got all that face fuzz and stupid hair that looks like somebody put a fluffy, windswept cat on his head and it really ain't doing much for him. HAVE A SHAVE, RPATTZ.
I just feel mostly sorry for him now that all the Twilight fangirls out there are going mad for him. Like, seriously out of their minds mad. Plus, now he's supposed to be going out with the girl that plays Bella? Glutton for punishment, that guy, seriously!
Maybe he and Zac Efron can change places or something? Give Efron some serious business training for when he gets picked to play Light in a live action Death Note movie?
That. Needs. To happen.
Also, Rob Pattz dancing and singing? YES. Hours of entertainment!
I want to say I think that movie is going to HORRIBLE if it does end up being made (is it? I can't remember), but then again Zac is cute and he's not half-bad at acting. But. It might attract fangirls to DN and anime who'll go "OMGGGG I LOEVVVV DEATH NOTE EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY SEEN A SHITTY HOLLYWOOD L-A!!1"
As far as I know, it's nowhere near actually being made. Still, I would so love to see Zac take up the part, if it was. And I would totally go and see it, thinking that at least it can't be as bad as the Jap LA's. Dude, they were bad. I WANTED to like them but... No, it'll always be the anime for me!
Seriously, the last thing the DN fandom needs is more batshit fangirls.
Maybe he can just go work in a strip club so we can pay to see him dance like a ho in the flesh?
Then again... I imagine he's not just furry on his face... Oh Cedward, you hairy man-beast, you.
He also wasn't horribly unattractive in GoF. What gives? Rob suddenly woke up one morning and was ugly.
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Now he's got all that face fuzz and stupid hair that looks like somebody put a fluffy, windswept cat on his head and it really ain't doing much for him. HAVE A SHAVE, RPATTZ.
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He should be in a cheesy Disney movie.
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That. Needs. To happen.
Also, Rob Pattz dancing and singing? YES. Hours of entertainment!
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... /breathes
I would pay to see that. For realz.
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Seriously, the last thing the DN fandom needs is more batshit fangirls.
Maybe he can just go work in a strip club so we can pay to see him dance like a ho in the flesh?
Then again... I imagine he's not just furry on his face... Oh Cedward, you hairy man-beast, you.
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