98% of you This Doesn't Apply To
I have this thing where everything must match and be in pairs. Odd numbers annoy the hell out of me, possibly even frighten me at times.
Take for instance, french fries.
If someone set that down in front of me I'd have a freakin' conniption. I first arrange my fries in order of increasing size, and eat two by two. EVERY - SINGLE - TIME. I've done this for as long as I can remember. And when there's an odd number of fries, I really do get upset that I have to break a large fry to accommodate.
I bring this to the attention of my friends list for several reasons. First, to further demonstrate that I in fact am truly nuts. Second, that I strive to maintain a certain order and sensibility in my life. It is with this in mind that I come to the heart of the matter. You see, I've come to accept that greedybydesire who is probably off somewhere moaning about how everyone hates her, how life is miserable, and making those god awful bug eyed "looks" at men in a shameless attempt of seduction (mind you, at one point she was a real life friend - I don't talk about people I've never actually met in this way) and heart_shapedb0x who I hope is off somewhere getting the help she needs will not be unfriending me anytime soon. Therefore it follows that my "friends" should always be exactly two less than my "friend of" list.
Which is why everytime someone unfriends me, it irritates the the piss out of me. I have to go through, one by one, and figure out just who it is that apparently has decided to make a timely exit. No feeling of rejection, no I really don't care about that. I JUST WANT THE NUMBERS TO MATCH RIGHT, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
I point this out because three people have done it in the past week after only very recently adding me. I mean, it's not like my journal's friends only, you knew what you were in for. I'm guessing it's because I didn't comment enough, stroke your fragile ego, whatever. But I made the disclaimer before, I only comment when I have something to say. So here's an idea - write something worthwhile.
I'd also like to point out that all offenders were male. Further proving 70% of the male population are bigger bitches than women.
So for future reference, please just kindly leave a note for administrative sake if you will be delisting me.
Take for instance, french fries.
If someone set that down in front of me I'd have a freakin' conniption. I first arrange my fries in order of increasing size, and eat two by two. EVERY - SINGLE - TIME. I've done this for as long as I can remember. And when there's an odd number of fries, I really do get upset that I have to break a large fry to accommodate.
I bring this to the attention of my friends list for several reasons. First, to further demonstrate that I in fact am truly nuts. Second, that I strive to maintain a certain order and sensibility in my life. It is with this in mind that I come to the heart of the matter. You see, I've come to accept that greedybydesire who is probably off somewhere moaning about how everyone hates her, how life is miserable, and making those god awful bug eyed "looks" at men in a shameless attempt of seduction (mind you, at one point she was a real life friend - I don't talk about people I've never actually met in this way) and heart_shapedb0x who I hope is off somewhere getting the help she needs will not be unfriending me anytime soon. Therefore it follows that my "friends" should always be exactly two less than my "friend of" list.
Which is why everytime someone unfriends me, it irritates the the piss out of me. I have to go through, one by one, and figure out just who it is that apparently has decided to make a timely exit. No feeling of rejection, no I really don't care about that. I JUST WANT THE NUMBERS TO MATCH RIGHT, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
I point this out because three people have done it in the past week after only very recently adding me. I mean, it's not like my journal's friends only, you knew what you were in for. I'm guessing it's because I didn't comment enough, stroke your fragile ego, whatever. But I made the disclaimer before, I only comment when I have something to say. So here's an idea - write something worthwhile.
I'd also like to point out that all offenders were male. Further proving 70% of the male population are bigger bitches than women.
So for future reference, please just kindly leave a note for administrative sake if you will be delisting me.