What I'm Grateful for Tonight, By Amy Pivarnick
- Margaritas with extra salt, on the rocks.
- That guy who sits behind me in my training class. He's going to get nailed like a Van Gogh classic in about 10.2 seconds after I see him at work next time.
- Oversized pit bulls.
- Hot sauce. Lots and lots of hot sauce. On bananas.
- My boobs.
- The kindness of strangers.
I don't think I should leave the house. Ever.
- That guy who sits behind me in my training class. He's going to get nailed like a Van Gogh classic in about 10.2 seconds after I see him at work next time.
- Oversized pit bulls.
- Hot sauce. Lots and lots of hot sauce. On bananas.
- My boobs.
- The kindness of strangers.
I don't think I should leave the house. Ever.