Orthodontics Appointment from Hell

Jun 01, 2011 18:13


Did I call them Torquemada's assistants before?  That was generous, kind even. It was a gracious compliment to their artistry but nowhere near the level of accreditation they should have been granted. They are the assistants to the demon DeSade would surely have become had he been part of an RPG. They have leveled up beyond Torquemada and his religious reasoning directly into the unreasoning madness of someone who has absolutely no conscience for their victim's pain or existence.

My teeth progress. On one side, they progress past the 1/4 inch of wire that was sticking into my jaw & after I cut it out scratched the insides of my cheek well into "lowered", "shaped", and apparently "final wire" status. On the other side, they progress past "chains", "pegs", and into "lowered" status.
This hurts up to 8 Advil a day even days later.

I can eat no food besides protein shakes, and perhaps it will be dinner of bourbon for a change tonight....

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