Ok, Anyone else want to chim in...I'll make a list...

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

"And Strife's hanging out with Hermes? They banging, or is it some sort of a work arrangement? Because if he's stepping out on you, little sister, then yes there IS an ass-kicking in the works, and I don't care HOW persuasive Hermes is.""

Anyone else wanna kick my ass? Cause you know, I think there might actually be a line...

Comments

[_hekate]

Eh, why not. I aint got quarrel wi' ya, but if you're offerin'...

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

Well, If you don't have a quarrel, why don't you like...Not join in?

[_hekate]

For one, ya offered, and for two...if I'm willin' to kick your ass til it's square, along wi' everyone else..eh, looks like I'm participatin' in somethin. Saves me the trouble a' gettin' all sortsa God's pesterin' me, a little team spirit does.

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

.........You.are.heartless.

What about, you know, out past? Come on, have a heart, Hek. You know you don't want to kick my ass...it's too nice and round, and you used to really dig it.

[_hekate]

I aint heartless, I just don't want folk botherin' me. D'ya have any idea how many Gods think they can pester me, just cos I'm the mother a' magic?! 'Sides, it'd be nothin' pers'nal.

An' ya know, I never said I wanted ta kick it, but if it gets folk of my back...eh...*shrug*

Ya might look a bit stringy, but you're a stubborn little bastard. Ya'd withstand it anyway, so why're ya bothered?

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

Because...I don't like the idea of getting the shit knocked out of me?

And mother of magic, shmagic...You could just say 'no'...that's what you tell ME all the time anyway.

[_hekate]

I wouldn't knock the shit outta ya, don't be daft! Eh, a few well placed kicks an' punches here or there'd do me.

S'not the point. In order ta say no, I gotta greet 'em at my door an' listen to their whinin' before I even gets ta turn 'em down. An they all want godsdamn freebies! All the lot a' 'em! I can't be arsed wi' all that. Got better things ta do, ya know!

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

Like? Watching Day-Time Television? Just put up a sign on your door- 'Knock and Die, Love Hek'...

and you know...If I remember correctly? You punch and kick...hard.

[_hekate]

I do a lot more than watchin' tv an' ya know that!

*stops slap-hand in mid-air to contemplate the idea of a note on the door*

Eh, s'pose I could.

*chuckles (which sounds a little too much like a cackle to be a real chuckle) a bit*

Hehe...ya remember that, do ya?

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

Vividly...Very, very vividly. *mental note to never let Hekate and Peitho talk*

And oh, yeah...I know you do more...and of course the Note will work! *cheerful grin*

[_hekate]

Ya know, if I did rough ya up a bit, I never said I wouldn't patch ya up afterward. I'm pretty good at that healin' lark.

Eh...might try that note thing then. Can't hurt.

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

True...and Very True.