The Great American Food Fight?
OK, so, to cheer myself up, I checked out the latest at News of the Weird. And immediately noticed a trend.
In the last three weeks, America has witnessed the following:
A grown man splatting his sister in the face with a piping-hot pie,
A cop hit by a randomly thrown doughnut,
Domestic assault by a wife on her convalescing husband...with a raw steak,
and now, second-degree assault with a pot of grits. O_o
So...is it fashionable now to attack friends, loved ones and random strangers with food or something?
If so, I'm making a sign that says "I bet you can't hit me with that chocolate" and haunting a streetcorner in San Francisco for a while.
In the last three weeks, America has witnessed the following:
A grown man splatting his sister in the face with a piping-hot pie,
A cop hit by a randomly thrown doughnut,
Domestic assault by a wife on her convalescing husband...with a raw steak,
and now, second-degree assault with a pot of grits. O_o
So...is it fashionable now to attack friends, loved ones and random strangers with food or something?
If so, I'm making a sign that says "I bet you can't hit me with that chocolate" and haunting a streetcorner in San Francisco for a while.