"Guess who got hot glued"
Max: Hey there!....
......Guess who just got hot glued?....
.....Yeah that's right.......You're so smart...... ¬_¬
....You should get a cookie.....
So anyway, the Gothy One here wants me to show how I'm more poseable now.....
Ash: [shouts through from the other room] I can think of a better way to show how poseable you are! [dirty laugh]
Max: [shouts back] Fuck off! ¬_¬
....Oh, hang on a sec....these bloody trousers are slipping down [pulls up trousers]
...Ta-dah ¬_¬ ........Can I go now?
Omake:
Max: [creeps] ...Shhhhhhh....[creeps]
Tess: [ears prick up]
Tess: Huh?
Max: [creeps, creeps]
Tess: Eeww, eew! get it away!
Extra Omake:
Max: I'm a Saint, not a Hound remember...This joke would work so much better with Ash ¬_¬