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I totally hate this place.
First I thought, like, hey, it's not like I haven't already saved the world, I guess I could take the time out of my busy schedule and forgive you creeps for kidnapping me and save you guys, except a) no one is the age they're supposed to be b) people are all like, "Hey, Pan, I totally know you" even though I don't know them at all and c) You know, I was actually starting to look forward to actually doing normal stuff for once! Plus it is snowing. It is not supposed to be the middle of winter. I am cold.
[...] But nooooo. My GRANDPARENTS are here. AND THEY'RE BARELY ANY OLDER THAN ME. I mean it was one thing where Grandpa was just trapped in a kid's body, but--
So anyway. My name's Pan. I'm fifteen years old. I just totally saved the world two and a half times - my Grandpa did the other one half - and apparently someone used to be here pretending to be me or something, I'm kinda too annoyed to really care right now, the point is, this place is crazy and believe me, it takes a lot for me to think something is crazy after last year. I'd say nice to meet you, but you're probably going to turn out to be another family member of mine or something except thirty years younger and I totally don't want you to be.
[...] Anyway, I need a place to stay. That isn't with my grandparents-who-are-my-age. I was here - I mean, some fake was here before, right? Where did I stay then? As for the rest, give me a couple of days to come up with something.
First I thought, like, hey, it's not like I haven't already saved the world, I guess I could take the time out of my busy schedule and forgive you creeps for kidnapping me and save you guys, except a) no one is the age they're supposed to be b) people are all like, "Hey, Pan, I totally know you" even though I don't know them at all and c) You know, I was actually starting to look forward to actually doing normal stuff for once! Plus it is snowing. It is not supposed to be the middle of winter. I am cold.
[...] But nooooo. My GRANDPARENTS are here. AND THEY'RE BARELY ANY OLDER THAN ME. I mean it was one thing where Grandpa was just trapped in a kid's body, but--
So anyway. My name's Pan. I'm fifteen years old. I just totally saved the world two and a half times - my Grandpa did the other one half - and apparently someone used to be here pretending to be me or something, I'm kinda too annoyed to really care right now, the point is, this place is crazy and believe me, it takes a lot for me to think something is crazy after last year. I'd say nice to meet you, but you're probably going to turn out to be another family member of mine or something except thirty years younger and I totally don't want you to be.
[...] Anyway, I need a place to stay. That isn't with my grandparents-who-are-my-age. I was here - I mean, some fake was here before, right? Where did I stay then? As for the rest, give me a couple of days to come up with something.