Aug 30, 2008 08:23
Alright, guys! I've been here two weeks tomorrow, which is more than enough time to figure this place out and realize that you're all doing it wrong. Yep. That's right.
Sure, killing monsters is good and all, but wouldn't it be better if you killed them all at once? Think about it. They've gotta be coming from somewhere. Why hasn't anyone looked for their nests yet? Okay, there'll be a fight, but I know it's possible to get chips removed, which will make that a lot easier, and isn't the end result worth it? The problem with you guys is that you're just not ambitious enough. "Oh, killing monsters when I see them is okay." "Oh, as long as my apartment is clean, it's okay if the others aren't." "Oh, I can feed myself, who cares about anyone else." If we all work together, we can kill all the monsters in one or two attacks, and then this place will be so much better!
It's about teamwork and leadership and taking charge! You can't just wait for someone else to do it for you!
Anyway, I also have a chip blocking my powers. Anyone wanna pull it out for me? I promise I'm not evil or anything.
[[ooc: Pan has reached these conclusions entirely on her own with no research or asking to see if anything like that has ever been done/discussed/etc - she just assumes she's the first to think of it all. Willful ignorance, basically.]]
[[As for the chip - a) she came here after they were moved to the mysterious unknown new place, and b) i don't actually want it removed, so feel free to shoot her down cheerfully. About both the chip and her plan.]]
you're lucky i'm here you guys,
i'm the leader! it's true!