I shouldn't joke, but...
Did anyone else see, on the "lj today" thing, that post from christianity titled difference between mere sickness and demon possession?? I was gonna give you the link, but I don't want to get pingback'd and bring the wrath of an angry god down upon my tarnished soul. XDD
Just...just...WTF?? I thought it would be helpful for anyone confused if I made a checklist.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED BY A DEMON.
* Did black smoke force its way down your throat?
* Did you lose control over your own body?
* Are you impervious to injury?
* Are you repelled by salt?
* Do you have the sudden urge to kill either/both of the Winchester brothers?
If so, UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE POSSESSED BY A DEMON.
Still unsure? Here's a simple test.
Draw a Devil's Trap. Get inside it. If you can't leave the trap, YOU ARE POSSESSED BY A DEMON.
If you have the following symptoms you ARE NOT possessed by a demon. You are just sick.
* Runny nose
* Sore throat
* Headaches
* whatever else you get when you are sick
I hope this cleared it up for anyone out there who thinks they may be possessed by a demon.
You're welcome.
Just...just...WTF?? I thought it would be helpful for anyone confused if I made a checklist.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED BY A DEMON.
* Did black smoke force its way down your throat?
* Did you lose control over your own body?
* Are you impervious to injury?
* Are you repelled by salt?
* Do you have the sudden urge to kill either/both of the Winchester brothers?
If so, UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE POSSESSED BY A DEMON.
Still unsure? Here's a simple test.
Draw a Devil's Trap. Get inside it. If you can't leave the trap, YOU ARE POSSESSED BY A DEMON.
If you have the following symptoms you ARE NOT possessed by a demon. You are just sick.
* Runny nose
* Sore throat
* Headaches
* whatever else you get when you are sick
I hope this cleared it up for anyone out there who thinks they may be possessed by a demon.
You're welcome.