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Nov 09, 2006 13:21

Lolz everyone should go read the best fanfic ever written by ew_younerd

Um okay, I found this dude who hates FFXII, but he's never played it before. He said the characters looked 'blah', and there weren't any summons, and it reminded him of FF8. So I set him straight with the details and shit, but it didn't... change his mind. He then told me he knew there were summons, but they looked boring. And the battle system looked boring, and it was too linear and the story sounded stupid. He said he was waiting for FFXIII to come out instead LOLZ NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT GAME IT HAS GUNBLADES. And he hated FFX. And didn't like any other FF games besides 7 which he said was 'okay'.

And to make you think this guy is a retard if you don't already, he makes Naruto characters that have um... fox powers just like Naruto, and silver hair, and can shoot dark chakra out of them. And he made this guy who's an Uchiha but can also control sand like Gaara and his family was killed for leaving the village and he wears two headbands and is all powerful and can kill everybody and he asked me to name him so I named him TREASURE because I thought he was a fag. ALSO he made a character who's the kage of this Hidden Sun Village, where they can control stars. And part of his bloodlimit is that he won't die when the tiny stars he make explode and um apparently don't become black holes because someone didn't pay attanetion in general science.

ALSO his entire social life revolves around Gaia, because he's irritatingly depressed all the time and thinks everything sucks and refuses to try good things because he hates them by default. And like every time he IMs me which I wish he would stop I'm really mean to him um... he says like "pankyfluff beampank *huggleglomp*" and then "mew" and then "*luffs you*" and "pank is teh good?" and omg annoying shit like that.

So in the end, everyone should hate him even though his mom died when he was born which he uses as an excuse to hate everything LOLZ UR RETARDED YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR MOM GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AT STUFF but he won't because he says he hates outside and wants to stay indoors and hang out on Gaia.

omg die, fag, i hate you, you suck, you have gay ideas, ur a retard lolz, leave me alone, smile, get a life, stop being such a pussy, shitty characters, ffxii is awesome, no one likes you

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