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Before the journalism job
After getting the journalism job (Now with Clark Kent glasses)
In like five minutes (That person oggling over the real Superman is me)
Then we got attacked
Uh, I just had this dream where like, my friends and I died somehow and we were waiting in line to get into the afterlife. Only when you got there, they made you a fish. Not like a fish fish, but you were... a fish, because most of the afterlife is water apparently. My friend who I recognized was Frenchie from Grease with the pink hair. And we met this chick who was a shark or something but she was blue and white and looked like a Husky. Because she was a Husky Shark. And then when we got in, we met our friend who was a Whale. Only when could get inside him to sail around the ocean, and the bottom of his was a couple of boards and everything else was see-through. Then we saw Miss Husky Shark again, and she came aboard. Then I went to this bar place and we had to kick some lady out of the bathroom and Inspector Finch from V for vendetta was there, only he was a bird in the afterlife, and looked kind of like that lady from Spirited Away when he was disguised. And then he told me about something while we were standing in the bathroom. Then We went back on our ship, where the whal guy was suddenly Mal from Firefly/Serenity, and Frenchie was Zoe, and Wash was randomly a mix between Wakka and that guy he played in A Knight's Tale. Andyways we got all this stupid shit together because we were being attacked by some people including Cyclops from X Men. I had this... bunny glove that went up my arm and I was trying to hold both my freeze gun and this claw thing in the same hand, and we had to do it again for some reason, and then I couldn't do it. We ended up freezing some people, and then Mal/Whale guy turned back into some anonymous brown haired man who was nice and a whale. Only not. Then my dad woke me up.