irl Little Mermaid

[panksters]

King Triton


Rip Torn

Ariel


Shosanna Dreyfus. I DEMAND IT.

Prince Eric


Sean Maher. Sup baby.

Ursula


KATHY BATES DUH

Louie


Jacques Chirac. Just saying.

VANESSA, THAT BITCH


Megan Fox is obv Ursula in disguise.