Mar 01, 2009 14:41
My brother summed The Genetic Opera up perfectly: This movie would be awesome if there was no singing and more blood.
I don't remember who told me it was good, put you are a pile of poop from my butthole. The only good part was Sarah Brightman, who is awesome even without cool eyeballs.
Hell, Bobby fell asleep. And when he woke up, he asked me if I thought goth kids masturbated to this movie. And the premise was EITHER OF TWO THINGS:
1) There was a problem that made organs die, so a company started selling them.
2) Getting new organs was fashionable.
PICK A SIDE, MOVIE. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.
~*Summary*~
Repoman: Omg my life sucks balls. My wife died and I poison my daughter for lulz.
Shiloh: I want to go outside :(
Evil Guy: I WILL DESTROY THE REPOMAN FOR NO REASON
Paris Hilton: ~*Finds the perfect role for herself*~
Shiloh: I want to go outside :(
Evil Guy: Do it faggot.
Shiloh: Okay.
Sarah Brightman: *sings, then stabs own eyes out literally*
Evil Guy: Shoots Repoman
Repoman: Shiloh! I love you! Pity me even though I am an assbutt.
Shiloh: I am going outside.
The End. Oh, and this was all done in terrible song. Even ALW would be ashamed, and he is insane.
shit,
:(,
h8,
no,
wank,
go die,
omg,
bad,
objection!,
diabeetus,
harbl,
wut,
ew