I hate men
In theory, Exhibit Steve is a cool guy (doesn't afraid of anything etc). In reality, Exhibit Steve is probably terrible.
He has sex with a woman twelves years his elder so he can live at her house for free. She (Exhibit Wench) tells him she's too old to have babby, and that the Goddess demands she not use condamns during fornication (how babby is formed).
Girl get pregnent. They need to do way instain mother, but Exhibit Steve likes living there for free.
Meanwhile, Exhibit Shamrock decides to move out of Exhibit Wench's basement. E.Wench threatens him into signing a contract, and then threatens to take E.Shamrock to court when E.Shamrock refuses to pay.
E.Steve is E.Shamrock's best friend, and E. Wench's boyfriend. E.Shamrock asks E.Steve to help in this situation, and E.Steve refuses, saying he wants no part of it. Despite this, they remain friends.
E.Steve constantly seeks out E.Shamrock as an escape from E.Wench's pregnancy tirades. E.Steve claims he wants nothing to do with babby, and instain mother does not want him involved.
However, E.Steve still lives with E.Wench. E.Steve tells E.Shamrock that he is no longer dating E.Wench.
E.Steve and E.Wench come to the workplace of E.Shamrock and his lady friend, where she witnesses them holding hands. E.Shamrock's coworker tells the lady friend that E.Steve refers to E.Wench as his girlfriend, and happily jiggles her bloated belly when he mentions how babby is formed.
E.Shamrock's friend is distressed that E.Steve is lying to E.Shamrock, and tells him as much. She also expresses her distaste for his behavior during his friend's crisis, and feels he is perhaps not as reputable as he seems. E.Shamrock dismisses this as bullhonkery, and refuses to discuss the matter further. E.Shamrock leaves his lady friend upset and suspicious, LIKE ALL MEN DO, and goes to bed.
But seriously. This guy refuses to stick up for his best friend, even when he's being threatened with court and outrageous charges that he KNOWS are false, then he turns around and asks the guy to come out drinking/smoking with him every night because he needs an escape. He tells us that he's not dating this chick, isn't involved with the baby, and wants to move, then he turns around and calls her his girlfriend while affectionately rubbing her belly.
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize I'm not supposed to be skeptical. I didn't realize I shouldn't think he's lying, because he's so obviously a good guy. All good guys prostitute themselves and fake twoo wuv with people so they can smoke a lot of pot in a place they don't have to pay for SGFVSHDBVGJSDHRBGJEHRBHKJSBFWEBG
He has sex with a woman twelves years his elder so he can live at her house for free. She (Exhibit Wench) tells him she's too old to have babby, and that the Goddess demands she not use condamns during fornication (how babby is formed).
Girl get pregnent. They need to do way instain mother, but Exhibit Steve likes living there for free.
Meanwhile, Exhibit Shamrock decides to move out of Exhibit Wench's basement. E.Wench threatens him into signing a contract, and then threatens to take E.Shamrock to court when E.Shamrock refuses to pay.
E.Steve is E.Shamrock's best friend, and E. Wench's boyfriend. E.Shamrock asks E.Steve to help in this situation, and E.Steve refuses, saying he wants no part of it. Despite this, they remain friends.
E.Steve constantly seeks out E.Shamrock as an escape from E.Wench's pregnancy tirades. E.Steve claims he wants nothing to do with babby, and instain mother does not want him involved.
However, E.Steve still lives with E.Wench. E.Steve tells E.Shamrock that he is no longer dating E.Wench.
E.Steve and E.Wench come to the workplace of E.Shamrock and his lady friend, where she witnesses them holding hands. E.Shamrock's coworker tells the lady friend that E.Steve refers to E.Wench as his girlfriend, and happily jiggles her bloated belly when he mentions how babby is formed.
E.Shamrock's friend is distressed that E.Steve is lying to E.Shamrock, and tells him as much. She also expresses her distaste for his behavior during his friend's crisis, and feels he is perhaps not as reputable as he seems. E.Shamrock dismisses this as bullhonkery, and refuses to discuss the matter further. E.Shamrock leaves his lady friend upset and suspicious, LIKE ALL MEN DO, and goes to bed.
But seriously. This guy refuses to stick up for his best friend, even when he's being threatened with court and outrageous charges that he KNOWS are false, then he turns around and asks the guy to come out drinking/smoking with him every night because he needs an escape. He tells us that he's not dating this chick, isn't involved with the baby, and wants to move, then he turns around and calls her his girlfriend while affectionately rubbing her belly.
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize I'm not supposed to be skeptical. I didn't realize I shouldn't think he's lying, because he's so obviously a good guy. All good guys prostitute themselves and fake twoo wuv with people so they can smoke a lot of pot in a place they don't have to pay for SGFVSHDBVGJSDHRBGJEHRBHKJSBFWEBG