Dec 28, 2008 00:15
I hope everyone had a lovely Chris-- IF YOU DIDN'T SPIN A DREIDLE GOD PROBABLY HATES YOU. I didn't, but he knows me and we're bffs, so I'm off da muthafuckin hook y'all. Let's sell them maggerzines YOU CAN'T STO THE SIGNAL. EFF THE POLIZEI YOU MOTHERLESS COMMIES.
I sense a great disturbance in the subsonic SUPER SWEATERS. YOU CANNOT DENY THIS. FEEL THE POWER AND THE FLEECE AND FALL INTO OUR TRAP. SUPERMAN WEARS THEM, WHY DON'T YOU? YES I KNOW HE IS FICTIONAL. YOUR FACE IS FICTIONAL.
Dear Spanish-speaking friends,
I will now rape your language.
Banquetearé sobre su alegría y me alegraré, para soy el destructor de palabras y ninguno me conocerá por el nombre Santo.
AND YOU NAZIS?
Ich werde auf Ihrer Fröhlichkeit schmausen und werde mich freuen, für ich bin das Zerstörer von Wörtern und keiner wird mich durch den Heiligen Namen kennen.
AND THE RUSSKIS.
WHO THE FUCK SPEAKS RUSSIAN. NOT EVEN RUSSIANS. THEY JUST TIE PEOPLE UP BY TH BALLS-- OH. HERE COMES PUTIN. HE'S FLYING NORTH FOR THE NEW YEAR. I CAN SEE HIS HOUSE FROM MY HOUSE.
infants,
ron paul,
merriment,
destroyer,
i hate everything,
fragile humans,
a fly marrying a bumblebee,
thanks for the tits,
wo est ein rock muzik?,
monsters oh god,
home alone cheese