I put on my robe and V mask
Bobby and I did not vandalize a sign that says "SMART DEMOCRATS VOTE REPUBLICAN". We did not park at the church, put on our V masks and spraypaint a giant V in a circle over as much of the sign as we could. That would be illegal and wrong.
OH LAWD TALK ABOUT SWEET REVENGE. Bobby's ex-landlady who threatened to sue him forevars came into Home Depot yesterday, and OH MY GOD SHE IS PREGNANT. BY HER BOYFRIEND who's Bobby's best friend and who secretly only lives with her/has sex with her because she has a big yard and lets him play with his motorcycles. Bad, I know, but omggggggg now he knocked her up lolololololl
He suggested an abortion, which she shot down, and now he can't even move out because that would make him look like an asshole. He couldn't even look Bob in the eye he was so ashamed of his COMPLETE FAILURE. rofl he once said he never, ever wanted kids, and still doesn't rofllllll
It's also funny because she's five months pregnant, which means she got knocked up around her/Bob's birthday, which ALSO means she was shacking up with two dudes and was considering dumping her current boyfriend and baby daddy for some asshat white dude who stole from her all the time. It would have been way funnier if she HAD dumped Baby Daddy for White Guy, because nine months later she would have had a black baby LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GOD THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.
I seriously hope Steve skips town. I... I hate that woman so much AND SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO INVITE US OVER HER HOUSE FOR POT SMOKING LOL I DON'T THINK SO.
Either way, it's revenge. I'm pleased. And in any case, at least her first child will actually look like one of her sisters.
I also have no internet atm, and I am typing this at my mom's house. Just so you know.
OH LAWD TALK ABOUT SWEET REVENGE. Bobby's ex-landlady who threatened to sue him forevars came into Home Depot yesterday, and OH MY GOD SHE IS PREGNANT. BY HER BOYFRIEND who's Bobby's best friend and who secretly only lives with her/has sex with her because she has a big yard and lets him play with his motorcycles. Bad, I know, but omggggggg now he knocked her up lolololololl
He suggested an abortion, which she shot down, and now he can't even move out because that would make him look like an asshole. He couldn't even look Bob in the eye he was so ashamed of his COMPLETE FAILURE. rofl he once said he never, ever wanted kids, and still doesn't rofllllll
It's also funny because she's five months pregnant, which means she got knocked up around her/Bob's birthday, which ALSO means she was shacking up with two dudes and was considering dumping her current boyfriend and baby daddy for some asshat white dude who stole from her all the time. It would have been way funnier if she HAD dumped Baby Daddy for White Guy, because nine months later she would have had a black baby LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GOD THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.
I seriously hope Steve skips town. I... I hate that woman so much AND SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO INVITE US OVER HER HOUSE FOR POT SMOKING LOL I DON'T THINK SO.
Either way, it's revenge. I'm pleased. And in any case, at least her first child will actually look like one of her sisters.
I also have no internet atm, and I am typing this at my mom's house. Just so you know.