panik interviewed by []D /\ |\| 1 /
Hello panik. Thanks for taking time off from working on your website to have this interveiw.
-hey anything for you, self.
Great, state your name for the record.
-panik
How old are you?
-mentally or physically?
physically, STUPID!
-oh, 26.
What is a shirt ninja?
-A person that puts a shirt on his head to hide thier identity.
Wow. Really cool! Maybe later, We can go back to your house and play tea party with your stuffed animals!
-Really?
Ummm...NO
-*sigh* ok
Where do you work?
-I work for an ISP(Internet Service Provider) as a sys admin.
*snicker*And your mom thought you would never amount to anything!!! BUT, look at you now!! bwahaha
-What is this an interview...or get down on panik's life choices?!?!
So how do you feel about people saying you ate paint chips as a child?
-That is just silly. There is no truth to that statement!!
oh sorry. Lemme rephrase the question. Did you like wall candy as a child?
-mmmm wall candy.
Are you crazy?
-no
really? So who is conducting this interview?
-me
Who is being interveiwed?
-ummm me
...ok and you're not crazy?
-*snicker* nope.
Do you smoke?
-yep.
You know that shit will kill you, right?
-That's what I hear
When are you going to quit?
-ummm well I never finish anything I start so I figure I will
Do you do drugs?
-nope
Do you wanna cyber with me?
-pppffftttt I get enough "real" sex. I don't need cyber!!
HAHAHA rrrrriiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhttttttt. If by real sex you mean a dark room and your right hand. Then you get plenty of "REAL" sex.
-Just make with the questions, Funny boy.
Shut up and answer the questions...I'm conducting this interview NOT YOU!!
-*sigh* next question
That's it! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER! How can I be expected to sit here and interview this pompous ass.
-Pompous?!?! How can you call me that? I love you!
No, we are done. Your dignity and I are out. Later, LOSER!
-hey anything for you, self.
Great, state your name for the record.
-panik
How old are you?
-mentally or physically?
physically, STUPID!
-oh, 26.
What is a shirt ninja?
-A person that puts a shirt on his head to hide thier identity.
Wow. Really cool! Maybe later, We can go back to your house and play tea party with your stuffed animals!
-Really?
Ummm...NO
-*sigh* ok
Where do you work?
-I work for an ISP(Internet Service Provider) as a sys admin.
*snicker*And your mom thought you would never amount to anything!!! BUT, look at you now!! bwahaha
-What is this an interview...or get down on panik's life choices?!?!
So how do you feel about people saying you ate paint chips as a child?
-That is just silly. There is no truth to that statement!!
oh sorry. Lemme rephrase the question. Did you like wall candy as a child?
-mmmm wall candy.
Are you crazy?
-no
really? So who is conducting this interview?
-me
Who is being interveiwed?
-ummm me
...ok and you're not crazy?
-*snicker* nope.
Do you smoke?
-yep.
You know that shit will kill you, right?
-That's what I hear
When are you going to quit?
-ummm well I never finish anything I start so I figure I will
Do you do drugs?
-nope
Do you wanna cyber with me?
-pppffftttt I get enough "real" sex. I don't need cyber!!
HAHAHA rrrrriiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhttttttt. If by real sex you mean a dark room and your right hand. Then you get plenty of "REAL" sex.
-Just make with the questions, Funny boy.
Shut up and answer the questions...I'm conducting this interview NOT YOU!!
-*sigh* next question
That's it! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER! How can I be expected to sit here and interview this pompous ass.
-Pompous?!?! How can you call me that? I love you!
No, we are done. Your dignity and I are out. Later, LOSER!