"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

May 04, 2006 22:23

I stole this from a post from Nikki like a bigillion years ago. Proof that these things do not reveal anything except that people like me are suckers for wasting time.

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
Terrifyingly true answers and scary.

Will I get far in life?
Village of the Sun

How do my friends see me?:
Rock 'N Roll McDonald's

Where will i get married?:
Tous Les Mensonges Que Tu Mas Dit (I have no idea what this means because I do not speak French, so I will pretend that it means I'm going to get married in France)

What is my best friend's theme song?:
Not Even Jail

What is the story of my life?:
There Is Life Outside of Your Apartment

What is/was high school like?:
There She Goes Again

How can i get ahead in life?:
Jak Sie Masz, Kochanie (by being Japanese, obviously!)

What is the best thing about me?:
Dizzy ke peeche (Clearly that I like Hindi mash-ups)

How is today going to be?:
This World May Lose Its Motion

What is in store for this weekend?:
Chill Out Lounge (Perhaps this indicates a hookah lounge? Hookah's pretty chill Mmmmm....hooooooookah)

What song describes my parents?:
Graduation Day

My grandparents?:
Nature Boy

How is my life going?
Lovers [haha, this sounds like a type of obscure British slang, (insert Cockney accent here) "How is your life going today, Bob?" "Why it's just lovers, Fred, lovers!"]

What song will they play at my funeral?:
Dig Your Grave (Haha, perfect! This is the only one that actually works)

How does the world see me?:
Sommerbokken

Will I have a happy life?
For What It's Worth

What do my friends really think of me?:
Morning Song

Do people secretly lust after me?:
2000 Places (I will interpret this to mean that people lust after me in 2000 places. Yay!)

How can I make myself happy?:
Put the Book Back on the Shelf (Perhaps the book is written by Foucault? Because then I really would make myself happy by putting it back on the shelf)

What should I do with my life?:
T.V. Cowboy (Wyatt Urp) (This is the best career advice I have ever heard)

Will I ever have children?:
Morning Bell (If I do, they will look like Thom Yorke)

What is some good advice?:
Hot Dog Wolf

What is my signature dancing song?:
Fake Plastic Trees (Actually, this might be true. If you can actually dance to Radiohead, that is...I would really call that melodic swaying, actually)

What do I think my current theme song is?:
Salsa de Noche

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Schfifty Five (Schforteenteen, yeah!)
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