if i can hit it once, i can hit it twice
i bowled at the magic stick for the first time in ages last night. melly mel was back in town, amy and laura and some gangsta rolled with us. the dollar drinks were no more. the abundant drunken scenesters were no more, the free bowling was no more, and the whole place seemed lamer than i remembered. regardless, we dropped it like it was hot. 144? what nigga?
one year down. ___ to go.
apparently i've been missing out all this time that i've been sleeping in on sunday mornings when i could have been drinking bottomless mimosas, eating fillet for breakfast, and defiling a public restroom, all before the sun was full in the sky. i bet that's how r. kelly spends his sundays too. one can only hope.
one month left of summer. if you had one month left to live, what would you do? i know, i'd totally refinance my house too! i mean rates are just so low right now.
someone has tapped into my bank account and is secretly drawing all my funds right out from under my nose. that person is none other than drunk me. caught red-handed.
shorty, you don't believe me? then come here tonight and i'll show you magic.
one year down. ___ to go.
apparently i've been missing out all this time that i've been sleeping in on sunday mornings when i could have been drinking bottomless mimosas, eating fillet for breakfast, and defiling a public restroom, all before the sun was full in the sky. i bet that's how r. kelly spends his sundays too. one can only hope.
one month left of summer. if you had one month left to live, what would you do? i know, i'd totally refinance my house too! i mean rates are just so low right now.
someone has tapped into my bank account and is secretly drawing all my funds right out from under my nose. that person is none other than drunk me. caught red-handed.
shorty, you don't believe me? then come here tonight and i'll show you magic.