William Beckett V.S Brendon Urie
MONICA, I'm truly sorry.
I'm a scarlet woman, I admit it! AND WILLIAM'S A SCARLET MAN! HOHOHOHOHO!
He has the second most eargasmic voice in the universe! (The first is my Brenny Bear XD)
His manifesto for CitizensFOB Mixtape totally won me over. I love him his voice.
*Sings* I'm not gonna waste these words about a girl William Beckett..
ASDFGHJKL! Nooooooooo~I'm a scarlet woman! How could I do this to Brendon?!?! ARGH! *ANGSTANGSTANGST*
I don't like William!
No, I don't!
OF COURSE, I DON'T!
HA? So, you're skeptic ey? Bahala ka, I don't like you!!!
Did you know, William Beckett's real name is actually Beckett Williams. Well, I read that somewhere, I'm not sure if it's true. Wow, Tammy Williams <3 OKAYSTFUTAMMY!
Aww, William, DON'T POUT! It's tooooooo adorable
OKAYOKAY! I ADMIT IT! HAPPY?@?@?!@?!
No, wait Brendon, it's not what you think! (And what's up with your look? You look like you haven't taken a bath for days)
*Brendon takes a bath AND INSTANT HABA NG HAIR* ARGH, Kulit mo! It's not what you think nga eh! (Sabay tagalog XD)
*Brendon leaves*
*Sings a song for me in his uber cool leather jacket*
Oooooooooooooh lalalalalalala
Oh no, now he's singing too!
CLIFF-HANGER END
Oh noez. I'm..a scarlet married-to-Brendon-Urie woman!