Oh, thank you so much, Pangea! I'm longing for your recap after each episode!
Zombie!Cylons: *join hands for a final digital rendition of Kumbaya*
--> *first laughing fit*
Cottle: You're really not the brightest crayon in the box, are you? What part of 'humans are immune' do you not understand?
--> *nods in agreement*
Lee: Okay, but after that can I kill them please? Laura: If you eat all your vegetables and finish your homework, your father & I will think about it.
--> *second laughing fit*
Adama: Even though I know damn well Helo sabotaged our plan by asphyxiating the prisoners, I'm not going to do anything about it - except maybe make Tigh my XO instead. I never really liked our genocide plan anyway. Besides, my stubborn desire to sweep major disciplinary problems under the carpet onboard my own ship will provide the writers with plenty of angsty, complicated storylines for future episodes. Laura: How convenient! But that's okay Bill; our tacit agreement about me not interfering with your command works to our advantage, because my stubborn desire not to call you out for poor decisions will enable this kind of nonsense to last indefinitely. Adama: Speaking of things that don't make much sense, Cottle reports the big bad Cylon virus was actually caused by someone from the thirteenth colony who sneezed on the beacon 3,000 years ago. Laura: That's some headcold! But at least we know we're on the right path to Earth. Adama: Yeah...but thanks to Baltar, so are the Cylons. Laura: *rubs aching temple* You know that drink I passed on earlier? I think I need it now...
Zombie!Cylons: *join hands for a final digital rendition of Kumbaya*
--> *first laughing fit*
Cottle: You're really not the brightest crayon in the box, are you? What part of 'humans are immune' do you not understand?
--> *nods in agreement*
Lee: Okay, but after that can I kill them please?
Laura: If you eat all your vegetables and finish your homework, your father & I will think about it.
--> *second laughing fit*
Adama: Even though I know damn well Helo sabotaged our plan by asphyxiating the prisoners, I'm not going to do anything about it - except maybe make Tigh my XO instead. I never really liked our genocide plan anyway. Besides, my stubborn desire to sweep major disciplinary problems under the carpet onboard my own ship will provide the writers with plenty of angsty, complicated storylines for future episodes.
Laura: How convenient! But that's okay Bill; our tacit agreement about me not interfering with your command works to our advantage, because my stubborn desire not to call you out for poor decisions will enable this kind of nonsense to last indefinitely.
Adama: Speaking of things that don't make much sense, Cottle reports the big bad Cylon virus was actually caused by someone from the thirteenth colony who sneezed on the beacon 3,000 years ago.
Laura: That's some headcold! But at least we know we're on the right path to Earth.
Adama: Yeah...but thanks to Baltar, so are the Cylons.
Laura: *rubs aching temple* You know that drink I passed on earlier? I think I need it now...
--> *third laughing fit AND nods in agreement*
I need to lay down now, my stomach hurts. :P
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