*I sure enjoy not being captured by big mean turtles!*

[paneldekickass]

I wonder if I should just send a letter to my mom for father's day. I don't really have a dad, so whatever! Boy, weather's been really nice lately. Like, even though it's summer, it's not too muggy, you know? So, how was everyone's weekend?

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[ihateplumbers]

Bowser was getting a little tired of the 'walk in, confront princess, kidnap her' style of kidnapping, so he decided to try something a little different with this one. He told Kamek to teleport to the door (this one used magic or something, he didn't know, she was a fairy princess or something, she probably used magic).

Bowser stood outside of Lip's room and picked up his son, "Do your worst, Junior, you can do it on your own," he said as he hoisted the young koopa up to his shoulder and then because of all of that experience Bowser's had in the Olympic games and pro-baseball lobbed Junior through Lip's window. Bowser would be waiting in his hover-clown-copter-thing just outside the window to take Lip when the other two finished.

Aaaaaanyway, there's now a Koopa flying directly at Lip's window.

[paneldekickass]

Lip turned from the computer, towards her window when she heard a sort of whizzing sound that seemed to be getting louder.

[paneldekickass]

And, um, there was a small turtle heading right towards her room. How he was flung up to the 3rd floor of a dorm building was completely lost on her.
She only had time to mumble "What the he-" before the window shattered, and the Koopa boy tumbled onto her room mate's bed.
Lip stood there, for a second, holding the mug of hot chocolate she had taken the liberty to make, before dropping it, probably burning a hole in the carpet, letting out a high pitched shriek, and grabbing the flower stick on her bedside table. She backed up against a wall.

[geometricmagic]

Aaand teleport to the door he did. He was inside the fairy's place, waiting for Junior to be flinged through the window. He didn't know what this one was capable of, but a fairy shouldn't prove to be too much of a challenge, right? Nevertheless, he'd keep an eye on Junior in case he needed some assistance.

He kept a calm, but prepared, exterior when the fairy brat noticed him.

[paneldekickass]

Lip whipped her head around at the slight "Poff" noise of yet another intruder teleporting inside her room. She held out her stick in front of her, backing away into the middle of the room, where she continuously switched attention from the young Koopa and the strange wizard, eyes wide and scared.
"Who are you people?!"
Without thinking, she grabbed a pillow off of her bed, and chucked it at Kamek.

[geometricmagic]

Kamek used his arm to block the pillow, though took a few steps back from the force.
"Hey, knock it off. Let's save the introductions for later, alright?" Kamek eyed the stick the girl held in front of her warily, suspecting it to be a magical weapon. "Drop the stick, and we'll go easy on you."

[paneldekickass]

She let a somewhat crazed smile slip over her face, gripping the stick tighter.
"Yeah, right! Why the heck would I submit to your will without putting up a fight? Come and get this stick out of my cold, dead, fingers."
Lip, who obviously had been watching quite a few action movies with cheesy one liners recently, tilted the stick in the air, and brought it down with a broad swoosh shooting a thick cloud of fairy dust out at the Magikoopa, before running up and smashing him in the face with it, causing a flower to suddenly sprout from his head.

[geometricmagic]

Kamek waddled back and forth from the force of the blow, before the copy poofed into a cloud of smoke. The real magikoopa appeared from the side and quickly send a burst of colorful shapes from his scepter to zap the flower from the fairy's hands while she still had her guard down. The stick went flying across the room.

Junior, now would be a good time to nab the little twerp!

[paneldekickass]

Lip staggered from the force of the magical blow, letting a sound of surprise and frustration escape as the stick was shot from her hands, letting her guard down from the momentary shock.

[bowser_junior]

"W-wait... What are you doing?! Put me dooaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH--"

CRASH!

The heavy spiked shell of the Koopa heir easily shattered Lip's window pane into a bazillion pieces before it landed (with a little rebound) upon the empty bed. It was a good thing that Junior had enough sense, while he was sent hurtling through the air by his father, to tuck all of his limbs as well as his vulnerable head inside it before smashing his way on through into the next princess' room. He stayed there for a bit, while Bowser and Kamek carried out the good fight for him.

He wobbled back up to his feet and rattled his dizzied head around until he came back to his senses. Looking up, Jr. viewed the scene just in time to spot Lip dropping her wand. It's go time, moterfukers baby.

The young Koopa leaped off the bed and grabbed the girl by her wrist with a gleeful cackle, before starting to drag her away toward where his father was waiting in the Klown Kopter.

[ihateplumbers]

((Junior you are my favorite Junior, also tag in the Daisy thread))

Bowser looked on with pride as his son pulled the princess to the window. It was so good to see him start off on the right foot. Or the wrong foot. Well, it was good to see him kidnapping princesses at such a young age - he was kidnapping at at least an 8th grade level, and he was pretty sure his son wasn't good enough at school to be in 8th grade. He was so proud.

"Bring her in closer, Junior, so I can get her loaded."

[paneldekickass]

No, no, no.
Lip realized that, in her magic induced daze, she had allowed the Koopa prince to grab her and begin to drag her to the window, where... was that the etiquette teacher?
She snapped out of it in a hurry, digging her heels into the floor, and swinging her other fist around at Bowser Jr.