Sweet Sexy World

[pandragonriyong]

Title: (#031) Sweet Sexy World
Pairing: HoMin (Yes, it’s really HoMin v_v)
Summary: Yunho and Changmin spends an unexpected night together after the former gets drunk at a party.
Rating: NC-17
Genre: AU, Humor, Smut
Disclaimer: TVXQ are the Kings - we belong to them. Trolol.
A/N: Prompt for Changmin asalieangel: Drunk. Qurl, I’ve written you three fics and not a

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[pandragonriyong]

Oh wow. A Japanese artist I don't know / recognize as your icon.

YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUNNY
THANKS. IT'S NICE KNOWING I'M LOVED, YOU SON OF A BITCH -_____- And Jaejoong's always a bitch. It's what makes Jaejoong Jaejoong, lolol.

You still calling me ho?

i'll consider writing it
YOU ... YOU CONSIDER? OH HELLLLLLLLLLL NO YOU WILL WRITE IT. But srsly, I wrote 3 fics for you. I expect compensation. And for a prompt, I'm going to be dastardly dirty because I've been dying to write this and read it ofc but I'm swamped with requests rn so I can't: Yunho buys two cats which are actually catboys (or nekomimis) who then morph into Jaejoong and Changmin. Ofc, they still have their ears and tail. (they can morph from humans to cats at will). JaeMin instantly takes a liking onto Yunho and wants to have sex with him (because they naughty like that). Yunho finds them attractive and after a lot of persuasion, he gives in to smexy sex time. This is the catch: JaeMin are hardcore semes and it's insulting to their, uh, race that they bottom to a mere human. Sooooo Yunho gets all needy and JaeMin tease him with their tails and then they DP HIM ALONG WITH THEIR TAILS.

As you can see, I need some JaeHoMin BADLY ;_;

SDLKFJKLSDJFLJSDLKFJLSDKFJ I'M GOING TO WATCH IT DON'T YOU DARE SPOIL ANYTHING FOR ME OK.

[asalieangel]

it's miyavi aka the hottest man in existence!!!!!!!!

<3333 xD you'll always be ma hoe

BRO NO I AM NOT WRITING A THREESOME LIKE THAT SORRY I CAN'T OKAY I'M NOT GOOD AT SMUT AS IT IS BUT ///THREESOME/// NOPE
let me rephrase, give me a prompt WITH NO KINKY SEX IN IT

HAH WATCH IT OKAY IT'S REALLY GOOD HSUWHDGYSUJDGWYSGUJ I WAS LIKE SOBBING AND MOANING THE WHOLE TIME I WATCHED IT BC ALL THE ACTORS ARE SO HOT

[pandragonriyong]

Oh, I've heard of Miyavi like tons of times. Well, to each his -- er, her own. I don't really like how Japanese people look -- to me, they look so creepy >_<

OKAY YOU WANNA TUSSLE?

Aw. Dammit, I miss your smut. YOUR SMUT'S ALL RIGHT, DAMMIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT GOOD. I mean, the one where there's tranny!Yun was amazing *0* Okay then FINE. No kinky sex. I'll have to think of one. Everything's kinky sex. How about a simple one, where Yunho's a simple person who runs an ice cream shop. Changmin then comes along with his friends (because they recommended Yunho because his ice cream is amazing or something) and Yunho falls in love with him at first sight and messes up, eg: gives him extra change by mistake, wrong ice cream flavor, blah blah blah. And then Changmin's friends say that Yunho must really like him to mess up because Yunho NEVER messes up blah blah blah. Changmin visits everyday, they go on a date, they go on multiple dates, they have sex during one of their dates, they fight, they make up, fall in love, happily ever after or whatever. You know, the normal kind of chick flick romance since you CAN'T write kinky smut *pouts*

lmao so you only focused on the hot actors? Why am I not surprised -.-

[asalieangel]

excuse me, japanese men are hotter than korean men ~yup~

THAT IS SO CHEESY YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GOOD AT THIS. CALL ME WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD PROMPT

nooooo i focused on the movie too ; ~~ ; i read the book before so i already knew the plot orz but it was good! another peter jackson masterpiece~ can't wait for the second & third movies. it's good seeing (some of) the lotr cast reunited~

[pandragonriyong]

Well excuse me if I thought TVXQ was Japanese at first totally irrelevant

*blush* But -- HEY. I DIDN'T COMPLAIN WITH YOUR REQUESTS. Sure, I bitched around for a while because, hello? Girl Changmin and bottom Changmin -- NOT. HAPPENING. OI. YOU REJECTED MY FIRST REQUEST looks like I have to write it myself then *pouts* AND NOW YOU'RE REJECTING THIS ONE? Grrr. How about this one then: you know what a glory hole is right? Well, let's just say Changmin likes to go to, um, -insert place where gloryholes are found, like a sex house or something, idk- to get off and Yunho's the janitor there. He falls for Changmin and through eavesdropping (aka, stalking), he finds out that he wants to fuck someone but isn't a guy. Yunho wants his first time to be with Changmin (w00t virgin \o/) then brings a girl friend with him (who's lesbian or something idk) and then pretends to be a girl. The girl speaks for Yunho and Changmin falls for it and screws Yunho through the hole (Yunho has to keep very very quiet but it's hard to because hello. It's Changmin) and the girl has to moan for Yunho (she gets pretty bored so make her read a magazine she brought along or something lolol). But then ofc it's Changmin so he finds out afterwards or something. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WRITE THIS THEN FINE. JUST WRITE SOME MINHO SMUT AND DEDICATE IT TO ME OR SOMETHING D<

You might hate me for this, but I never actually watched LOTR. HEAR ... erm, READ ME OUT. I first watched LOTR in the movies when I was around 7 and since it was boring to me then, it ... actually bored me until now. SO YEAH DON'T HATE ME PLS *ducks*

[asalieangel]

....i'm sorry you lost me there, what's a glory hole? i'm a bit confused. SHORT AND SIMPLE PLEASE I CAN'T HANDLE LONG PROMPTS LIKE THAT picky picky

HOW DARE YOU LOTR IS A MASTERPIECE DON'T EVEN-- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE YOU-- I CANNOT

[pandragonriyong]

Google it. YOU KNOW WHAT. NEVER MIND. I'LL JUST WRITE IT MYSELF.

I'M YOUR HO. YOU ALWAYS COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE