It's the moment you've all been waiting for! QUOTES!

[pandorasjoy]

"Oooh! My banana might be ripe, though!"
John (oh, very, I should think)

"Don't take the mushroom."
Tory

"Ramona, did you bring a brain to class?"
Ms. Card

"He was like, this is your brain now, and this is gonna be your brain at the end of the year."
"Shoved in a jar?"
Ramona, Sai

"I hear the word...I use the word...I don't know what the word means..."
me

"Wait, if I was up there, you'd be able to call Jesse fat?"
Mark

"I was up at three in the morning drawing a penis, and I was like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever done."
Keith (no context for you!)

"[nerdy voice] Can I be your friend? Am I cool enough to hang out with you?"
"No."
Justin, Shannon

"If you use your imagination, it sounds like horses trotting."
"[italics]Corpses rotting?[italics]" (did I get the html right?)(no. damnit. *tries again*)(still no! grrr. *gives up and uses brackets*)
Melanie, Ms. Physics Teacher/Mark

"Every time I see a styrofoam cup now I'm gonna think about corpses."
Melanie

"Where are my kitty stickers?? Must..have..kitty stickers..."
Mom

"No, *I'm* the Chwistmas Queen!"
Mom

"Quit putting your foot in the pumpkin!"
Mom

Forgotten Quote: "Well, it looked like a potato to *me*..."
Random Guy at the Mall with a Ghetto Accent