quotes

[pandorasjoy]

Now's as good a time as any, I suppose. Here they are.

"We worship Godzilla."
"Well, we worship John Ateeyah."
me, Kat

"Can we finish number 5 before we start on that? You *narcissist*? *sudden change of tone* What's a narcissist?"
Jesse

"Unless of course a force is acting on it, and my thumb was the force!"
Ms. Physics Teacher

"O Christmas tree, O leper tree...o leper, leper tree-ee...."
Jesse (I swear to Godzilla, this is what I heard)

"The car's going this way, but the bugjuice is coming this way."
Arielle

"Ms. R----, is punching Jesse an example of the third law?"
"*Punting* Jesse??"
Justin, Andrew

"Oh my God! My brain!"
Aviva

"When you go to a birthday party, who gets presents?"
"Jesus."
Ms. Psych Teacher, most of the class (no context for you)

"I think Claudette's gonna have some anatomical problems there..."
"Oh we can fix that, all we need is like a screwdriver and a hammer."
me, Aviva (Claudette being a doll)

"A reindeer waggling its arse, I tell you! It's the way to the future!"
Dad (discussing joke Christmas decorations)

"A burning cross?"
"One of those enormous gl - woah, that just registered...."
Dad, me (again, joke Christmas decorations)

Farewell.