News Of The Ron
Mom is due back from SoCal today.
Just now, Ron called, even though every bit of common sense dictates that there's no way in hell she'd be home this early.
If he holds to pattern, he either call every hour on the hour, or every five to ten minutes.
The worst part is, I'm fairly sure she gave him an ETA which was at least mid-afternoon, if not later. So even accounting for the time difference between here and Texas, he's still calling too damn fucking early.
Fucking Lunatic Stalker Wannabe Shrink.
Just now, Ron called, even though every bit of common sense dictates that there's no way in hell she'd be home this early.
If he holds to pattern, he either call every hour on the hour, or every five to ten minutes.
The worst part is, I'm fairly sure she gave him an ETA which was at least mid-afternoon, if not later. So even accounting for the time difference between here and Texas, he's still calling too damn fucking early.
Fucking Lunatic Stalker Wannabe Shrink.