Episode 4: The One Where There isn't Much

Jul 19, 2007 22:00

I'm too tired for this, so I'll keep it brief:

1. I got to work at 7:10 and left at 5:00
2. The Jesse White Tumblers came
3. Jesse White, the Illinois Secretary of State, is the Jesse White who owns the Jesse White Tumblers. They are not two different people who are both black and conveniently have the same name
4. The suits with guns protecting Jesse White were both incredibly hot. I will probably have dirty fantasies about them
5. Julie is insipid 90% of the time
6. If you want a tissue from my desk, take a tissue. Don't take the whole damn box
7. There is no number seven
8. I'm going to be at work at 7:15 tomorrow. Damn
9. I need some seriously good juju
10. No, I'm sorry, I don't have the time or patience to listen to you: I'm going to shoot you in the face instead
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