Title: Merry Christmas, Motherfucker (or, The True and Honest Account of How Roy Mustang Got His Remarkable Stocking Stuffer, Christmas 1914)
Rating: PG13ish (for Edward's exceedingly foul mouth)
Word Count: 1357
Summary: Ed has found the most miserable town in existence. And he's stuck in it. And it's all Mustang's fault.

A/N: First off, ( Read more... )

Title: Burnout
Word Count: 250
Rating: PG? (I used a swear!)
Characters: Roy, Ed
Series: doesn't much matter
Summary: Ed is larger than life, and Roy worries.
A/N: Written for the fma_fic_contest, for the prompt 'candle'. I really love writing shortfic like this. Oh, and it tied for first place! That's kinda cool, too. :)


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Title: Frozen (or Pandora Sucks At Coming Up With Decent, Off-the-Cuff Titles)
Rating: big ol' NC-17
Word Count: 7558, because apparently, I never know when to shut up
Warnings: cursing, yaoi, smut, frottage, indecent uses of a sleeping bag. Abuse of italics. Oh, and crack. Lots and lots of crack.
A/N: Written for the fma_ihop kinkmeme, for the ( Read more... )

Title: Something Beautiful
Author: pandoraculpa
Word Count: 677
Rating: PG
Characters: Tucker, cameo by Ed
Summary: He wanted to make something beautiful.
Warnings: Spoilers for manga chapter 6 and original anime episode 7- but if you haven't read/seen those already, one wonders why you're reading fanfic in the first place. ;)
A/N: I wasn't hugely satisfied ( Read more... )

Title: So Comes the Rain
Author: pandoraculpa
Word Count: 480
Rating: PG?
Characters: Edward Elric
Summary: Edward cannot trust the rain.
Warnings: Spoilers for chapters 6 and 43 of the manga.
A/N: Written for the fma_fic_contest, for the prompt 'rain'. First place winner, ee! Must thank truths_in_lies for once again being my second set of eyes on this piece.


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Title: The Lieutenant's Reply To the Insubordinate
Author: pandoraculpa
Word Count: 249
Rating: G-ish (good grief, there's not even foul language!)
Characters: Havoc, Breda, and...
Summary: It really is for the best to do as you're told.
A/N: Written for the fma_fic_contest, for the prompt 'giving orders.' Won second place! And I really can see this happening. Hee! ( Read more... )

Title: No Absolution
Theme Prompt: Sin
Word Count: 589
Rating: PG
Characters: Roy Mustang
Summary: The war is over.
A/N: Written for and reposted from fma_fic_contest. My favorite facet of Roy to explore, because I am evil and love to abuse this wonderful character. Thanks to truths_in_lies for the quickie beta.

( The war is over, and the quiet is appalling. )

So the other day, I requested some writing prompts from my flist- a character or pairing, and a word. No minimum/maximum words, but just something to play with.

Here's round 1 of the results:

( prompt ficlets, ahoy! )

That's not to say that it has no name, just that it has no good name.

See, evil_whimsey made a request last winter, for a fic involving Edward Elric, cocoa, and someone perving on him at Briggs. And this is what I came up with.

She's such a dear, patient person. She didn't even bash me after reading it.

See, this is a perfect example of how messed up my ( Read more... )