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The top 20 things I learned at western:
1)Counting clouds is hard in a moving car.
2)There are a lot of good places to hide a body between, NIU and WIU.
3)It takes a lot for them to kick you out of Pizza Hut.
4)If it moves, Destroy it.
5)The league of extradory gentlemen has lots of flaws.
6)Carrie is a "wild thing"
7)I make a good chair.
8)Even though you're tired its hard to go to bed when the lights go out.
9)If you crash your car a new one will appear instantly.
10)Dorm food is dorm food no matter where you eat it.
11)Walmart is the only place in town that has lemon heads.
12)Hot men make good coffee.
13)I have more western wear than Carrie.
14)Lemon heads make good projectial objects.
15)Fuck me Freddie and Jesus Christ Bananas never gets old.
16)Static cling is not a good thing.
17)Party boy is....there is no word(jackass).
18)It is more fun to attack someone when the lighs are out.
19)Just because something fits in your mouth and you can chew it doesnt mean you should eat it.
20)There are somethings in life that should never be forgotten! And even if you do there are always good friends around to remind you of the good times and lift you up during the bad ones.
1)Counting clouds is hard in a moving car.
2)There are a lot of good places to hide a body between, NIU and WIU.
3)It takes a lot for them to kick you out of Pizza Hut.
4)If it moves, Destroy it.
5)The league of extradory gentlemen has lots of flaws.
6)Carrie is a "wild thing"
7)I make a good chair.
8)Even though you're tired its hard to go to bed when the lights go out.
9)If you crash your car a new one will appear instantly.
10)Dorm food is dorm food no matter where you eat it.
11)Walmart is the only place in town that has lemon heads.
12)Hot men make good coffee.
13)I have more western wear than Carrie.
14)Lemon heads make good projectial objects.
15)Fuck me Freddie and Jesus Christ Bananas never gets old.
16)Static cling is not a good thing.
17)Party boy is....there is no word(jackass).
18)It is more fun to attack someone when the lighs are out.
19)Just because something fits in your mouth and you can chew it doesnt mean you should eat it.
20)There are somethings in life that should never be forgotten! And even if you do there are always good friends around to remind you of the good times and lift you up during the bad ones.