THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Greetings Livejournal,
Haven't written since 2007. I've acually been alive all this time! No I'm not in Washington...or Montana...or Wyoming even. This time it's Virginia, just short of DC. Living three to a one bdrm overpriced apartment, packin a bus pass. That's life.
I have the tendency to flirt with ideas a long time before really doing anything. A couple of days ago, I decided to stop, and finally bought this book. It's odd + silly, + therefore should be interesting.
Day ONE
I was given a list of things to choose from for starters! I chose three because I'm enthusiastic.
1. Decide which toe is the prettiest
I chose my 2nd toe on my right foot. It's cute, you should probably check it out.
2. Name your hoo ha
I had a fantasic time trying to come up with something good + I did. But that's just for me to know. lol
3. Say "yo" instead of "hello
This was difficult. People are a world less friendly here on the east coast. I spent the whole day running around the zoo and riding the metro and not a single person said hi. Luckily by the time I returned, my roommate was there to greet me.
Day TWO
Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and you alone and whether you might be passing them by forever...
Hah! I could not do this entirely. People here think it's weird enough if you're constantly smiling!! It wound up being me figuring out exactly why things wouldn't work out with each of the coworkers I saw today.
D- Pretty cool guy, one of my favorites, but definitely doesn't smile enough (DC rubbed off on him) + admits that he doesn't get excited by many things. He's fun but I would end up driving him crazy with enthusiasm or something.
N- I would have to grow a penis for this relationship to ever work. Apparently he likes guys my size though! ha But it could be just so "faaabulous" (his words) and life would be filled with flowers and musicals and jazz hands. This guy is so animated, I love it.
E- He's already swooning some girl. He seems genuine + less fake than most people, but he's pretty darn caffeine dependent.
P- He's all business. I couldn't even date the rule nazi. The end.
G- Charming, charismatic, + good looking, but sweet talkers are always bad news. He'd be so much drama, he'd charm the pants off anyone.
B- Super nice guy, but sooo chatty. My ear would fall off.
N- Another one of my favorite coworkers. Really laid back, somewhat sarcastic, and doesn't do small talk. Somehow I kinda get the vibe that he likes guys though...
M- Nice guy, but we don't connect at all. It's just one of those things. Very neutral about this one.
J- His wife would be pissed!
That is all. Another mission tomorrow. =)
Rachel
Haven't written since 2007. I've acually been alive all this time! No I'm not in Washington...or Montana...or Wyoming even. This time it's Virginia, just short of DC. Living three to a one bdrm overpriced apartment, packin a bus pass. That's life.
I have the tendency to flirt with ideas a long time before really doing anything. A couple of days ago, I decided to stop, and finally bought this book. It's odd + silly, + therefore should be interesting.
Day ONE
I was given a list of things to choose from for starters! I chose three because I'm enthusiastic.
1. Decide which toe is the prettiest
I chose my 2nd toe on my right foot. It's cute, you should probably check it out.
2. Name your hoo ha
I had a fantasic time trying to come up with something good + I did. But that's just for me to know. lol
3. Say "yo" instead of "hello
This was difficult. People are a world less friendly here on the east coast. I spent the whole day running around the zoo and riding the metro and not a single person said hi. Luckily by the time I returned, my roommate was there to greet me.
Day TWO
Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and you alone and whether you might be passing them by forever...
Hah! I could not do this entirely. People here think it's weird enough if you're constantly smiling!! It wound up being me figuring out exactly why things wouldn't work out with each of the coworkers I saw today.
D- Pretty cool guy, one of my favorites, but definitely doesn't smile enough (DC rubbed off on him) + admits that he doesn't get excited by many things. He's fun but I would end up driving him crazy with enthusiasm or something.
N- I would have to grow a penis for this relationship to ever work. Apparently he likes guys my size though! ha But it could be just so "faaabulous" (his words) and life would be filled with flowers and musicals and jazz hands. This guy is so animated, I love it.
E- He's already swooning some girl. He seems genuine + less fake than most people, but he's pretty darn caffeine dependent.
P- He's all business. I couldn't even date the rule nazi. The end.
G- Charming, charismatic, + good looking, but sweet talkers are always bad news. He'd be so much drama, he'd charm the pants off anyone.
B- Super nice guy, but sooo chatty. My ear would fall off.
N- Another one of my favorite coworkers. Really laid back, somewhat sarcastic, and doesn't do small talk. Somehow I kinda get the vibe that he likes guys though...
M- Nice guy, but we don't connect at all. It's just one of those things. Very neutral about this one.
J- His wife would be pissed!
That is all. Another mission tomorrow. =)
Rachel