We have ESP, and it is insanely creepy.

[pandamoranda_]

"Lu-lu,
Oh God!  I couldn't sleep at all last night.  I laid
there thinking about him with anger.  I wanted to tell
you to remove him from your life but you didn't ask
for my advice so I didn't give it to you but today I
was going to give it to you without you asking.  I
feel that he moved on before he should have, he is a
liar, a fake, and a user.  Unfortunately, I do not
think he will ever amount to much.  He is not right
for you and if you keep him around, it will keep other
positives from your life.  It could end up just being
convenient, if you know what I mean.
How dare he tell you about a new girl
And when did that all take place?  I could go
on and on.  You deserve and will find a man who will
treat you the way you deserve to be treated.  I'm sure
he's jealous that you really came out O.K. after all of this. 
You'll see.
You sounded really good on the phone today and I told
Dad that.  We're glad. 
Volunteer for Obama!!!  You could meet a mature, politician.
Any prospects in the manass department?  Keep me posted."

Whew. I don't even tell her what's going on, she just knows.  I don't have to worry if it was the right or wrong thing to do.