Wedded bliss

[pandaczar]

It occurred to me today that now that I've snagged a girl and married her I can cease to worry about my appearance. By year's end I plan to have gained back 30 pounds, stop shaving even intermitantly, and maybe go bald and just relax.

I'm going to eat a bag of potato chips every hour on the hour for the rest of my life. Woo Hoo!