E has left me stranded
So, it's final. . .ethyl went to the salvage yard today and is never coming back. Say goodbye to grandma smell, say goodbye to broken seatbelts, say goodbye to incredibly big and comfortable back love seats, and to the completely impressive digital speedometer. I really do miss her. I had to clean her out before my dad took her and found a variety of completely random poop:
-2 buckets
-toy fishing pole
-washington state license plate
-mop
-keyboard
-texas longhorns hat (my dad would die! arch rivals to arkansas. . .)
-two white shirts
-thong underwear (what the. . . ???)
-dinosaur mask
-teddy bear
-a pillow
-instructions for the game "stratego"
-toilet paper
-a huge pencil about a foot long and an inch wide
-a milk carton (empty!)
-a lava lamp
-a troll doll
-my hobo hat!! (which i have been wearing almost nonstop since i found it)
It's sad that the sex-mobile never got to see any action. Poor ethyl. In such old age a little lovin in the back seat would have done her good. lol.
Now my fasha is off getting tags for the OTHER vehicle that my grandparents just handed off to us. Another buick (of course). . .white, with moron interior (damnit, i can't spell that dark reddish color (mahrewn). . .how ironic, i can sure as hell spell moron tho) Looks even more old people-ish than the first. (Somehow my dad gets away with calling it "sporty". . .what?? are you kidding me?? buick and sporty don't belong in the same stratosphere) But I will come to love it, as I did ethyl. BTW, this new vehicle needs a name. . .I hear lugi time! And, actually, this other vehicle that is replacing dear ol E might, JUST MIGHT, also have a digitial speedometer. DUNNO, I still haven't driven her yet. OH MAN, you guys will burst when you see the interior. . .it's overwhelming. SO, I think I am being weaned off of the mercedes. . .back to hiding my face under a paper bad while a drive. Meh, I take that back, I am damn proud of my vehicles! I will not put Ethyl to shame. ::sigh:: why do my grandparents have to keep giving us their old cars. . .
WHO WANTS A RIDE??
birthday countdown: 14 days. . .yeehaw!
winter break countdown: 1 day. . .double yeehaw with extra cheese!
-2 buckets
-toy fishing pole
-washington state license plate
-mop
-keyboard
-texas longhorns hat (my dad would die! arch rivals to arkansas. . .)
-two white shirts
-thong underwear (what the. . . ???)
-dinosaur mask
-teddy bear
-a pillow
-instructions for the game "stratego"
-toilet paper
-a huge pencil about a foot long and an inch wide
-a milk carton (empty!)
-a lava lamp
-a troll doll
-my hobo hat!! (which i have been wearing almost nonstop since i found it)
It's sad that the sex-mobile never got to see any action. Poor ethyl. In such old age a little lovin in the back seat would have done her good. lol.
Now my fasha is off getting tags for the OTHER vehicle that my grandparents just handed off to us. Another buick (of course). . .white, with moron interior (damnit, i can't spell that dark reddish color (mahrewn). . .how ironic, i can sure as hell spell moron tho) Looks even more old people-ish than the first. (Somehow my dad gets away with calling it "sporty". . .what?? are you kidding me?? buick and sporty don't belong in the same stratosphere) But I will come to love it, as I did ethyl. BTW, this new vehicle needs a name. . .I hear lugi time! And, actually, this other vehicle that is replacing dear ol E might, JUST MIGHT, also have a digitial speedometer. DUNNO, I still haven't driven her yet. OH MAN, you guys will burst when you see the interior. . .it's overwhelming. SO, I think I am being weaned off of the mercedes. . .back to hiding my face under a paper bad while a drive. Meh, I take that back, I am damn proud of my vehicles! I will not put Ethyl to shame. ::sigh:: why do my grandparents have to keep giving us their old cars. . .
WHO WANTS A RIDE??
birthday countdown: 14 days. . .yeehaw!
winter break countdown: 1 day. . .double yeehaw with extra cheese!