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"I was having phone sex with my girlfriend and got the receiver stuck in my ass. I called the operator, but they said, "Sir, we cannot help you. Please, stop calling us. You need a plumber." So, I called a plumber. I told him I was having phone sex with my girlfriend and got the receiver stuck in my ass. The plumber said, "Well, gee, I can barely here ya. It sounds like you got the phone stuck up your ass." So, the plumber came over, but I couldn't answer the door... because, I only had a 3 ft. cord...
I told my Granmother that joke... She said I needed one of those cellular phones."
I told my Granmother that joke... She said I needed one of those cellular phones."