[Fic] Disturbed date
Title: Disturbed date
Author: panda_tatchan
Genre: Humour, a bit fluff
Rating: G
Pairing: Ryoda
Summary: Ryo planned a date for himself and his loved one, just the two of them. But someone had another idea.
Disclaimer: I've written a letter to Santa Claus, asking for them to be my Xmas present. But it's not December yet.
Warning: betaed by myself, so there might be lots of mistakes.
A/N: This fic is dedicated to sanox . Dear Haruchan, thank for writing that awesome fic for me *hug*
NEWS was having a performance in MS for their upcoming single . Everyone seemed to be very excited about it. Yamapi and Ryo was holding the micros and answering questions. As usual, the question ran out of musical topic.
"We heard that Yamashita-san has really bad habits while sleeping?"
"Oh well, sometimes I sleepwalk. But everyone may do the same, so I think it's not something bad, right?" Pi said, smiling.
"He sleepwalks five times a week." laughed Ryo "once I found him walking around the agent's building holding a make-up kit. The day after his face was so covered with powder and lipstick that security guards mistook him for a rabid fan."
The whole studio burst out laughing while Yamapi's face got as red as a tomato.
"You'll regret this, Ryochan"
************************
"Hello, Ryo!"
"Hey baby, how is your day?" Ryo greeted his lover as soon as Tatsuya's voice come out from the other line.
"Tiring. We have rehearsals and shoots and interviews. And that Junno's got a cold doesn't help."
"Oh, then you should take a rest. I remember you don't have work this Sat. NEWS doesn't, either. So how a bout a day out?"
"A date? It's wonderful!!"
"Haha I know you'll like it. Uh, I've got to go. Goodnight love."
"Goodnigh, Ryo."
As Ryo happily packed his stuff, a person was watching him from behind the door.
"I heard that, Ryochan
.
************************
The next day, Yamapi approached Ryo when he was reading a magazine in their dressing room.
"Ryochan, manager-san has something to tell you. Meet him in the office room on the second floor."
When Ryo was out of side, Yamapi locked the door before reaching for Ryo's bag and rummaging around, searching for one certain thing.
"Yeah! Here it is. Ryochan's agenda."
Just as he expected, Ryo's plan for Sat's date was written in the last page.
Flipping his phone open, Yamapi dialed a familiar number.
"Hello Jinjin, free this Sat?"
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Ryo's plan:
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Finally, the long awaited Sat came.
Walking side by sid with his Ryo through the park's entrance, tatsuya pouted.
"I want to go on a date with you, but not in disguise."
"People will freak out," Ryo laughed "if they recognize us. Even those in the Jimusho know nothing about our relationship, well with the exception of Bakanishi and BakaPi."
Yes that's right, they still kept their relationship a secret. The only witnesses of their love were Ryo's two closet friends who also helped him in winning his Hime's heart.
"Wanna an ice cream?" he suggested.
"Yes, choco flavor!!" was Tatsuya's cheerful answer.
Ryo was strolling down the path to the ice cream and humming softly when his eyes caught a glimpse of one, no, two familiar figures.
"I want strawberry mixed with chocolate and banana and vanilla, Kou!" a blonde-headed bounced impatiently on the bench whille waiting for his friend.
"Don't be silly Hikka, it'll taste awful. Now just sit down and be a good boy and let me buy us ice cream in peace."
"Yabu and Yaotome? Why are they here? I thought Hey!Say!JUMP has rehearsal today?" Ryo panicked "No no calm down Nishikido Ryo. It's just a coincidence. Maybe they get an unexpected day off."
He waited until the two young men left then went buying two cones for him and his Hime.
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"Let's try the roller coaster!!!" Tatsuya smiled brightly and pulled Ryo's sleeves.
"Kya~~~ He's so cute!!!" Ryo squealed inwardly as he grabbed Tatsuya's hand and led him toward the big board which says "The coolest roller coaster ever." (^____^ it's from the cartoon series Phineas and Ferb)
"Why can't I go in? It's unfair!" a high-pitched voice interrupted his wonderful trail of thoughts.
"Don't be mad Yuri. It's just that your height is ... er.. a little bit less than required."
"Yeah, just that Chii. It's no big matter. Calm down Chii."
"Everyone know you're as tall as a pole Yuto." Chinen glared at his friends "And Ryo, if you don't remember, you're what seems like two centimetters taller than me. Beside, I'm 1.60 tall and that stupid board says "At least 1.50m", then why can't I go in?"
Ryo gasped.
"Wow! That's Yamada, Nakajima and Chinen. They're off today too?" Tatsuya exclaimed, undoubtly surprised. "Should I invite them to join us?"
"What? No Hime! Today it's only us. Nobody else." Ryo growled, suddenly felt jealous of the three innocent boys.
Tatsuya chuckled.
"It's too easy to get you jealous Ryo. Uhm I think this roller coaster is too high for my liking, how about the merry-go-round?"
************************
They got on a wooden horse and Ryo let his arms slip around his beloved Tatsuya's waist. His princess smiled so happily to him and he wished he could stay like that for eterity.
Until....
"YEAH!! Massu, this is so exciting! Yay, horsie,let's run~~!!!"
Ryo's eyes almost poped out of their sockets.
"Ryo, if I'm not hallucinating, which I'm sure, that's Tegomass on the horses, and Koyashige over there playing with some kids, and Koki and Maru performing their puns and the whole Arashi trembling like crazy at the doorway of the haunted house and..."
"Why does it seem that at least half of the Jimusho are at in the park?" Ryo cursed inwardly.
************************
"Sorry ne Hime, our date.." Ryo whisper when they were having their lunch.
"What're you saying Ryo? It's not your fault that everyone likes the park. Let's enjoy our lunch." Tatsuya said, smiling.
"Wahh~~ I feel as if I've been recharged. Hiime's so beautiful." And he continued eating while admiring his lover's beauty.
"And this place is so good, Ryo. How did you find it?"
"Glad you like it Hime. I came across this days ago. And I was impressed," he closed his eyes in a dreamy manner "clean, well-furnitured..."
"...best service, and above all, the food here is unbelievably delicious. Here Kazuchan, say Ah~~"
"I'm not a kid Jin. I can..."
"Say Ahh~~"
"Jin... uhm..fine, Ah~~~"
"No no no I'm not seeing Akame feeding each other two tables ahead of me." Ryo desperately persuaded himself.
"You're right. The food is extremely good. No wonder kazuya's getting fat. Jin must have taken him here numerous times." Tatsuya said, stealing a bite from his lover's dish "Don't wory too much, Ryo, or you'll get old and die soon. And don't mind them, it's just Akame."
"Uhm, you're right. And I think Jin finally does something worth following." Ryo smirked "Tatsuya, say Ah~~"
"Stop that ridiculous display of affection and finish your dish already."
Ryo pouted.
************************
"Kya!!!! In this darkness I can hold his hand all the time." In his mind, Ryo was dancing a victory damce. "Finally I can be with Hime without anyone disturbing."
"Tomachan, look! Those kids are adorable."
"What, Am I daydreaming again or it's Pi's annoying voice?" Sloly, Ryo turned to the left only to see his bestfriend talking nonstop to his Toma. When he quickly averted his gaze to the right, to his horror, the rest of Kanjani were munching on popcorns and chitchatting loudly.
Ryo face palmed himself.
"Did Johnny-san give the entire agency a day off?"
************************
On their way home.
"Why the long face Ryochan? Didn't we have a wonderful date?"
"Yes. But it would have been much better if I hadn't seen everyone's face everywhere I go." Ryo grumbled iritatedly. He just wanted to have a day out with his boyfriend and it seemed like his wish was against the world.
"To me it's wonderful as long as you're beside me." a soft kiss on his lips was enough to make the irritation go.
************************
The next day at the Jimusho.
Ryo was walking along the hallway. And he couldn't help but feel restless with the way people were looking at him. It was as if he was an alien from Mars. Whispers were heard.
"It was Nishikido sempai."
"Maybe a look-alike."
"But the pictures look so real."
"Honestly, I saw the two in the photos yesterday too."
And so on.
"Ryochan!!! Ohayo!!!!!!!"
"Pi! Why are people staring at me? Is there anything on my face?"
"It's because..."
Smirking, Pi pulled out a poster of Ryo and Tatsuya eating ice cream in the park.
"Ehhh!! How did you get this? "
"It was sticked on the wall." Pi smiled innocently "Ah, I nearly forgot, how was your date?"
"How did you know?" suddenly it dawned on him "IT WAS YOU! PI!!!!!! THE ONE WHO SPOILED MY DREAM DATE!!! YOU"RE SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!" he tucked up his sleeves, ready to attack his friend.
"Oh calm down Ryochan" Yamapi waved a small photo which made Ryo stop his action.
It was a photo of his Hime kissing him.
"No Pi! Give me that pic." After retrieving his mind back, he hastily reached for the photo in Pi's hand.
"Not the easy Ryochan. This will help me avoid your wrath
.
And the two men continued their fight to get the photo. However, they didn't expect that the piece of paper would fly out of Pi's grasp and landed in front of the a person.
Koyama.
Yeah, Koyama the great MC.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RYO AND UEDA-KUN?????????????"
Needless to say, to the end of the morning, everyone in the Jimusho, from Johnny-san to staff, sempais to kouhais, knew the secret of Ryoda's relationship.
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Phew~ I finished typing. Please enjoy.
Author: panda_tatchan
Genre: Humour, a bit fluff
Rating: G
Pairing: Ryoda
Summary: Ryo planned a date for himself and his loved one, just the two of them. But someone had another idea.
Disclaimer: I've written a letter to Santa Claus, asking for them to be my Xmas present. But it's not December yet.
Warning: betaed by myself, so there might be lots of mistakes.
A/N: This fic is dedicated to sanox . Dear Haruchan, thank for writing that awesome fic for me *hug*
NEWS was having a performance in MS for their upcoming single . Everyone seemed to be very excited about it. Yamapi and Ryo was holding the micros and answering questions. As usual, the question ran out of musical topic.
"We heard that Yamashita-san has really bad habits while sleeping?"
"Oh well, sometimes I sleepwalk. But everyone may do the same, so I think it's not something bad, right?" Pi said, smiling.
"He sleepwalks five times a week." laughed Ryo "once I found him walking around the agent's building holding a make-up kit. The day after his face was so covered with powder and lipstick that security guards mistook him for a rabid fan."
The whole studio burst out laughing while Yamapi's face got as red as a tomato.
"You'll regret this, Ryochan"
************************
"Hello, Ryo!"
"Hey baby, how is your day?" Ryo greeted his lover as soon as Tatsuya's voice come out from the other line.
"Tiring. We have rehearsals and shoots and interviews. And that Junno's got a cold doesn't help."
"Oh, then you should take a rest. I remember you don't have work this Sat. NEWS doesn't, either. So how a bout a day out?"
"A date? It's wonderful!!"
"Haha I know you'll like it. Uh, I've got to go. Goodnight love."
"Goodnigh, Ryo."
As Ryo happily packed his stuff, a person was watching him from behind the door.
"I heard that, Ryochan
.
************************
The next day, Yamapi approached Ryo when he was reading a magazine in their dressing room.
"Ryochan, manager-san has something to tell you. Meet him in the office room on the second floor."
When Ryo was out of side, Yamapi locked the door before reaching for Ryo's bag and rummaging around, searching for one certain thing.
"Yeah! Here it is. Ryochan's agenda."
Just as he expected, Ryo's plan for Sat's date was written in the last page.
Flipping his phone open, Yamapi dialed a familiar number.
"Hello Jinjin, free this Sat?"
************************
Ryo's plan:
- take Hime to the amusement park
- have lunch together at Spicyland~
- take him to the cinema watching "Karate Kid" (A/N: The name just popped out in my mind. And it's an interesting movie, isn't it ^________^)
************************
Finally, the long awaited Sat came.
Walking side by sid with his Ryo through the park's entrance, tatsuya pouted.
"I want to go on a date with you, but not in disguise."
"People will freak out," Ryo laughed "if they recognize us. Even those in the Jimusho know nothing about our relationship, well with the exception of Bakanishi and BakaPi."
Yes that's right, they still kept their relationship a secret. The only witnesses of their love were Ryo's two closet friends who also helped him in winning his Hime's heart.
"Wanna an ice cream?" he suggested.
"Yes, choco flavor!!" was Tatsuya's cheerful answer.
Ryo was strolling down the path to the ice cream and humming softly when his eyes caught a glimpse of one, no, two familiar figures.
"I want strawberry mixed with chocolate and banana and vanilla, Kou!" a blonde-headed bounced impatiently on the bench whille waiting for his friend.
"Don't be silly Hikka, it'll taste awful. Now just sit down and be a good boy and let me buy us ice cream in peace."
"Yabu and Yaotome? Why are they here? I thought Hey!Say!JUMP has rehearsal today?" Ryo panicked "No no calm down Nishikido Ryo. It's just a coincidence. Maybe they get an unexpected day off."
He waited until the two young men left then went buying two cones for him and his Hime.
************************
"Let's try the roller coaster!!!" Tatsuya smiled brightly and pulled Ryo's sleeves.
"Kya~~~ He's so cute!!!" Ryo squealed inwardly as he grabbed Tatsuya's hand and led him toward the big board which says "The coolest roller coaster ever." (^____^ it's from the cartoon series Phineas and Ferb)
"Why can't I go in? It's unfair!" a high-pitched voice interrupted his wonderful trail of thoughts.
"Don't be mad Yuri. It's just that your height is ... er.. a little bit less than required."
"Yeah, just that Chii. It's no big matter. Calm down Chii."
"Everyone know you're as tall as a pole Yuto." Chinen glared at his friends "And Ryo, if you don't remember, you're what seems like two centimetters taller than me. Beside, I'm 1.60 tall and that stupid board says "At least 1.50m", then why can't I go in?"
Ryo gasped.
"Wow! That's Yamada, Nakajima and Chinen. They're off today too?" Tatsuya exclaimed, undoubtly surprised. "Should I invite them to join us?"
"What? No Hime! Today it's only us. Nobody else." Ryo growled, suddenly felt jealous of the three innocent boys.
Tatsuya chuckled.
"It's too easy to get you jealous Ryo. Uhm I think this roller coaster is too high for my liking, how about the merry-go-round?"
************************
They got on a wooden horse and Ryo let his arms slip around his beloved Tatsuya's waist. His princess smiled so happily to him and he wished he could stay like that for eterity.
Until....
"YEAH!! Massu, this is so exciting! Yay, horsie,let's run~~!!!"
Ryo's eyes almost poped out of their sockets.
"Ryo, if I'm not hallucinating, which I'm sure, that's Tegomass on the horses, and Koyashige over there playing with some kids, and Koki and Maru performing their puns and the whole Arashi trembling like crazy at the doorway of the haunted house and..."
"Why does it seem that at least half of the Jimusho are at in the park?" Ryo cursed inwardly.
************************
"Sorry ne Hime, our date.." Ryo whisper when they were having their lunch.
"What're you saying Ryo? It's not your fault that everyone likes the park. Let's enjoy our lunch." Tatsuya said, smiling.
"Wahh~~ I feel as if I've been recharged. Hiime's so beautiful." And he continued eating while admiring his lover's beauty.
"And this place is so good, Ryo. How did you find it?"
"Glad you like it Hime. I came across this days ago. And I was impressed," he closed his eyes in a dreamy manner "clean, well-furnitured..."
"...best service, and above all, the food here is unbelievably delicious. Here Kazuchan, say Ah~~"
"I'm not a kid Jin. I can..."
"Say Ahh~~"
"Jin... uhm..fine, Ah~~~"
"No no no I'm not seeing Akame feeding each other two tables ahead of me." Ryo desperately persuaded himself.
"You're right. The food is extremely good. No wonder kazuya's getting fat. Jin must have taken him here numerous times." Tatsuya said, stealing a bite from his lover's dish "Don't wory too much, Ryo, or you'll get old and die soon. And don't mind them, it's just Akame."
"Uhm, you're right. And I think Jin finally does something worth following." Ryo smirked "Tatsuya, say Ah~~"
"Stop that ridiculous display of affection and finish your dish already."
Ryo pouted.
************************
"Kya!!!! In this darkness I can hold his hand all the time." In his mind, Ryo was dancing a victory damce. "Finally I can be with Hime without anyone disturbing."
"Tomachan, look! Those kids are adorable."
"What, Am I daydreaming again or it's Pi's annoying voice?" Sloly, Ryo turned to the left only to see his bestfriend talking nonstop to his Toma. When he quickly averted his gaze to the right, to his horror, the rest of Kanjani were munching on popcorns and chitchatting loudly.
Ryo face palmed himself.
"Did Johnny-san give the entire agency a day off?"
************************
On their way home.
"Why the long face Ryochan? Didn't we have a wonderful date?"
"Yes. But it would have been much better if I hadn't seen everyone's face everywhere I go." Ryo grumbled iritatedly. He just wanted to have a day out with his boyfriend and it seemed like his wish was against the world.
"To me it's wonderful as long as you're beside me." a soft kiss on his lips was enough to make the irritation go.
************************
The next day at the Jimusho.
Ryo was walking along the hallway. And he couldn't help but feel restless with the way people were looking at him. It was as if he was an alien from Mars. Whispers were heard.
"It was Nishikido sempai."
"Maybe a look-alike."
"But the pictures look so real."
"Honestly, I saw the two in the photos yesterday too."
And so on.
"Ryochan!!! Ohayo!!!!!!!"
"Pi! Why are people staring at me? Is there anything on my face?"
"It's because..."
Smirking, Pi pulled out a poster of Ryo and Tatsuya eating ice cream in the park.
"Ehhh!! How did you get this? "
"It was sticked on the wall." Pi smiled innocently "Ah, I nearly forgot, how was your date?"
"How did you know?" suddenly it dawned on him "IT WAS YOU! PI!!!!!! THE ONE WHO SPOILED MY DREAM DATE!!! YOU"RE SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!" he tucked up his sleeves, ready to attack his friend.
"Oh calm down Ryochan" Yamapi waved a small photo which made Ryo stop his action.
It was a photo of his Hime kissing him.
"No Pi! Give me that pic." After retrieving his mind back, he hastily reached for the photo in Pi's hand.
"Not the easy Ryochan. This will help me avoid your wrath
.
And the two men continued their fight to get the photo. However, they didn't expect that the piece of paper would fly out of Pi's grasp and landed in front of the a person.
Koyama.
Yeah, Koyama the great MC.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RYO AND UEDA-KUN?????????????"
Needless to say, to the end of the morning, everyone in the Jimusho, from Johnny-san to staff, sempais to kouhais, knew the secret of Ryoda's relationship.
**************************************
Phew~ I finished typing. Please enjoy.