Lincolndale Rehabilitation Center

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I love how last night was the sketchiest night of my LIFEEE!! I mean, I show up at Jeremy's grad party with 3 people he does not know (one of which, however, will be joining him at Colgate) and get all these really weird looks from everyone and their mother kinda like "who the fuck are you?? get out!" But I officially had the best grad present ever. I come to find that grad parties are sketchy in general. Aside from that bit of sketchyness, I was wearing a riding helmet with a whip for half of the night. As I'm walking to Jeremys house, I realize i still had the whip in my hand and fling it over a fence into the bushes, where we cant find it. So after our sketchy escapade at the party, Mer, Dev, Dan, and I start looking through this random persons yard, who happens to live right across the street from J. It was thug life though. Then we start driving through SH/T-town while Dev and I start screaming "Whips!! Handcuffs!" out the window to random people. I, being the interesting person that I am, decided to walk up and down Main St. in my little ensemble of horse paraphanalia. Then we decided to go to Sick Boys party, which we got kicked out of cuz half of the people werent on the list. haha oooo man, what losers we are. To make up for this lack of excitement, we went to Rockys to get some food, where the cashier Tom asks me who I'm riding (b/c of my outfit, once again) and what style. Then Dev proceeds to ask him to prom. Ooo boy. As we leave, this really hot guy pops out of a car and asks us where Lincolndale Rehabilitation Center is. We didnt know, obviously...I mean do any of you?? so the guy goes into Rockys and asks Tom where it is and then has us follow him so we can have a partizzle later on. Well, halfway there, he stops, pulls us over, and tells us that hes completely lost and has to break his friend out of this jail thing (aka Rehabilitation Center) and tells us hed tell us what he did later. So, brushing off that voice of reason (Dan) we continue to follow him...cuz hes hottt. Well, we end up losing them and turn around once we get into Lincolndale and then see all these flashlights and police cars roming around. Talk about sketchy. That was our brilliant brush with death. If worse comes to worse and we get subpoenaed, our excuse will be "But he was really hot!!!" The best ever, sure to keep us out of being convicted of assistance of jailbreak. YESSSSS!!! Story is much better in person though. OH! And to top it all off, I get home a halfhour late for curfew, telling my dad that I helped a guy escape from jail, to which he answered "Oh, ok then." wow.

"Horse shit. Isnt that a curse or something?"
Pimp Bandits part II
"You have to choose me or dev and mer. Whos it gunna be??" CUNTFACE!!!
"DOES ANYONE HAVE CANCER STICKS??"

AIDS walk today was long and hot. And I officially feel like an ass, nearly crying after hearing about Nic and Tims daily interactions. How cute...I want one!!! Poo haha. OMG, Hal Sparks was there!! AHH!! And Mara met him!! Im sooo jealous. Of course, it would have been worse had it been Michael Ian Black. Hot dog guys who rip you off and give you cold pretzels are not hottt. Gay guys who are so cute are. I <3 my yellow pants guy!!

havent done this for a while but, hollarrr of the day: my pimp bandits part II. too many crazy adventures. maybe next time we should listen to our voice of reason. danggg.

<3 Kate