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[panciteria]

Dear Diary:
I wished to be exciting so I set myself on fire.

Comments

[panciteria]

Silly girl. All you had to do was spritz on a bit of pepper spray and that would have done it for me.

[panciteria]

I never know what tickles your palate anymore.

[panciteria]

Why do you even try so hard? Just toss some salt over your left shoulder and call it a day.

[panciteria]

Or a steak.

[dyames_d_lawyer]

we had this class called forensic evidence in law school and one day, the prof showed as a slide of people who had either set themselves on fire or drank muriatic acid. i think the latter is ten times more painful.

[panciteria]

Then muriatic acid it is.
Cheers!

[i_am_only_human]

send me a sample. i wanna know how it taste like. a spunky tasting spunk maybe?

[panciteria]

I wouldn't know spunk even if it were labeled and offered to me in a champagne flute.

HOI!

[billy_janet]

Can you send me an email to usabaker@yahoo.com, I heading to our little island and want to know if you can hook me up with a house to rent while there, about a week.

THaks...

[happy_buddha]

You should be naked.