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Nov 11, 2007 17:20

Dear Diary:
Now that I'm eating my vegetables, there's nothing left to whine about.

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panciteria November 11 2007, 09:25:16 UTC
Mother will be so proud.

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panciteria November 11 2007, 09:26:28 UTC
On the other hand, she's just lost all her credibility as a psychopath-slash-cannibal.

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panciteria November 11 2007, 09:27:28 UTC
I always say, "Every cannibal still needs at least six servings of fruit and green, leafy vegetables every day."

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panciteria November 11 2007, 09:27:48 UTC
You're already six servings of fruit, fruitcake.

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panciteria November 11 2007, 09:28:42 UTC
There's no such thing as too much roughage.

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panciteria November 11 2007, 09:29:03 UTC
Spoken like a true gay guy.

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bf9k November 12 2007, 18:06:25 UTC
Couldn't said cannibal simply eat vegetarians?

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panciteria November 13 2007, 02:36:42 UTC
I'm sure that can be arranged, yes.

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ggg730 November 11 2007, 23:24:08 UTC
yeah really, no one is going to love you now.

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panciteria November 12 2007, 02:50:50 UTC
That is correct.
No one loves me, and I love no one.

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ggg730 November 12 2007, 03:16:32 UTC
hearing that warms the cockles of my black black heart.

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panciteria November 12 2007, 03:18:06 UTC
Knowing you have no idea how spot on you are warms the cockles of my black black heart.

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ggg730 November 12 2007, 03:23:42 UTC
i never know how spot on i really am. thats why i havent lost my mind yet.

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