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[panciteria]

Dear Diary:
When it's hard for you to make a choice, trust that the world will make it for you.

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[panciteria]

Yeah, I always let the Universe choose my underpants for me, too.

[panciteria]

Which explains the lack thereof.

[panciteria]

Omission does not exempt the sinner, as it still involves a choice.

[panciteria]

Lack of underpants is not a sin, but a great service to fellowman.

[justgrey]

Get out of my head. Seriously.

You have a knack for tapping into my inner weaknesses and exploiting them for all to see.

* I just wish the universe wold make the choice I would make if I were in my right head.

[panciteria]

Hello, you. :)

Unfortunately, my friend, I think once we hit 30, we stop being in possession of what one might consider "the right head." Today I searched through the house for my right head but couldn't find it. Under the dining table, in my closet, in the pantry, under the sink, behind the couch. Nada.

I did find an unopened pack of M&M's, which I promptly ate. I'm so pathetic.

[panciteria]

Pathetic would be the perfect word.

[panciteria]

Speaking of perfect words, I'm rather partial to gustatory myself.

[ggg730]

the world is a terrible thing to put your trust in.

i cant believe you dont consider licking a cats anus a benefit.

[panciteria]

I don't trust the world to make the right choice, I only trust it will get involved.
(I only said that to lower expectations.)

[ggg730]

youre probably right. also, the world is a douche bag that makes the wrong choice 90% of the time.

[panciteria]

I would agree. However, who am I to say. I'm just a sulking mongrel lapping up dirty pond water.

[bf9k]

A bottle of jenkem fortuitously knocked on your door and insisted "drink me?"

[panciteria]

Sumpin like dat.