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panciteria

Aug 26, 2007 09:51

Dear Diary:
I like you more than I like being disemboweled with a rusty meathook.

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panciteria August 26 2007, 01:58:36 UTC

I like you more than I like being run down by a sugar-crazed taxi driver and dragged forty-four meters down the highway.

panciteria August 26 2007, 01:58:57 UTC

I like you more than I like stale Bread.

panciteria August 26 2007, 01:59:30 UTC

I like you more than I like being bullied by a middle-aged librarian with a mole on her nose.

panciteria August 26 2007, 02:00:36 UTC

I like you more than I like being prodded and poked with a red-hot cattle prod.

panciteria August 26 2007, 02:01:28 UTC

I like you more than I like having botfly larva removed from my left breast.

panciteria August 26 2007, 02:02:30 UTC

I like you more than I like having no one like me.

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