posted this in myspace too cuz i'm cool like that

[pancakess]

To me, being pregnant sounds like one of those bad prescription drug commercials.

Sick of your perfect figure? Wish you had constant background noise? Have a strong desire to be a lifetime caregiver and scapegoat? Ever wanted to wipe up someone's bowel movements for about two years?

If this sounds like you, you should try Pregnancy.

Warning - Pregnancy may cause the following side effects:

-depression
-acne
-back pain
-rib pain
-heartburn
-irritability
-sore or swollen breasts
-stretch marks
-nausea
-headaches
-excessive weight gain
-anxiety
-constipation
-diabetes
-high blood pressure
-swollen feet
-darkening of the areola
-fluid leaking from breasts
-itching
-indigestion
-varicose veins
-hemorrhoids
-urinary tract infections
-cramping in the legs and feet